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Defecation postures (en.wikipedia.org)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com to c/wikipedia@lemmy.world

Thumbnail: An illustration of a man squatting on the squat toilet.

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[-] silverchase@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago
[-] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Humans mostly use one of two types of defecation postures to defecate: squatting and sitting.

I present to you

Squitting.

Edit: Pooping is more enjoyable when you pull down your pants but AI doesn't know.

[-] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Indicators of silent squitting that every employer should watch for

[-] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 4 points 1 month ago

I shit in my pants every night.

[-] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 3 points 1 month ago

Do you enjoy the experience?

[-] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 3 points 1 month ago

I cum after so what do you think?

[-] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 3 points 1 month ago

Good for you. In both meanings of the sentence.

[-] nostrauxendar@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"The squits" is English (maybe regional to the Midlands) slang for diarrhoea already lol

[-] kubofhromoslav@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Shit content...

[-] rhythmisaprancer@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

As a person who has taught others (mostly high school students) how to shit while backpacking, this is missing some of the fun (unrealistic) positions,like hanging from a branch. Or the buddy dump.

[-] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago

I'm sure the buddy dump is much less interesting than what I imagine from the name alone.

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