Defecation postures (en.wikipedia.org)

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[-] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Humans mostly use one of two types of defecation postures to defecate: squatting and sitting.

I present to you

Squitting.

Edit: Pooping is more enjoyable when you pull down your pants but AI doesn't know.

[-] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Indicators of silent squitting that every employer should watch for

[-] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 4 points 2 months ago

I shit in my pants every night.

[-] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 3 points 2 months ago

Do you enjoy the experience?

[-] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 3 points 2 months ago

I cum after so what do you think?

[-] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 3 points 2 months ago

Good for you. In both meanings of the sentence.

[-] nostrauxendar@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"The squits" is English (maybe regional to the Midlands) slang for diarrhoea already lol

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