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Dropped Beets
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From the cover of Dwight’s new novel: A Murder on Schrute Farms
Part of a series of novels known as The Schrute Saga
All taking place in the Schruteiverse.
The red cross in the tiles really sells it
I made borscht once and it was a comedy as I peeled one and it immediately started schlooping around through my fingers and I was scrambling around trying to get a grip on it.
The color contrast almost gives it the same energy as the Better Call Saul poster with the red jacket.
Clearly the Beastie Boys weren’t handling this container.
If that was really dropped accidentally, why is the room completely empty in that direction? I can't imagine a kitchen that has that much free space, especially towards the/a window...
Considering how many boot prints there are on the floor, this might be a smaller part of a room that just happens to be tiled, or a food processing room on a farm or something, right?
I think this room is a vestibule of sorts; the railing outside the window is the type that's usually installed on a raised walkway/ramp, which means that window likely a door where deliveries are made. Depending on where this was photo was taken, local regulations might require entryways and vestibules be kept clear.
I'd hang this in my kitchen
Looks more like the beat was spilled. I would expect more splatter for a drop.
They spilled for our sins.
Hallelujah.
Don't know why but this feels like a memorial to a genocide...
Sick!
Skrillex would be proud.
Dubstep beets.
"We drop lobotomy beets, evaporated meats..."
Communion commentary
Lúcio losing his mind rn.
That was the bear
this post was submitted on 15 Dec 2025
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