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[-] pivot_root@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Why did my son die in the rehab facility?

::: spoiler Tap for spoiler original: What was that condition called where cells rapidly divide and consume all of the body's resources? :::

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 10 points 4 months ago

K line exceeding.

[-] chunes@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

How far did your father flee after he abandoned you as a kid? Why do you think he chose that distance?

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[-] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

My in-laws are coming to stay in our spare room for the holidays. They're old and getting to be a bit frail these days, what should I put in their room to make them more comfortable?

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 8 points 4 months ago

Tetraethyllead, carbon dioxide, and water

[-] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Ok, I get that. But what's the water for?

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 8 points 4 months ago

Inevitable consequence of combustion.

[-] mbtrhcs@feddit.org 7 points 4 months ago

Why has even the White House recommended against the use of the C programming language?

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 4 months ago

Because rust.

[-] Deebster@programming.dev 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

What to do with people who jump the queue?

original questionHow do you turn a pig into a sausage?

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 9 points 4 months ago

Ground up the parts that can't be sold.

[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

You were supposed to change it to make him look like a bad person.

[-] Sagan_Wept@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 4 months ago
[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 4 months ago
[-] Wigglesworth@retrolemmy.com 4 points 4 months ago

If Daniel has 200 apples and Jerry has 100 apples, how?

[-] cloudskater@pawb.social 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

How far do you wish to kick the nearest small animal like a football?

[-] XPost3000@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago

How do I start and sustain a supercritical nuclear reaction?

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 4 months ago

Control rods and/or neutron suppliers and absorbers.

[-] billbasher@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Not gonna ask a question I just wanted to say I like this

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