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[+] 87 points 9 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (27 children)
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  • [โ€“] 35 points 9 months ago (16 children)

    Humans are the major cause of environmental collapse.

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    More importantly, it kills them when they're old and already contributed most of their pollution and the cancer care also wastes lots of plastic and resources.

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    [โ€“] 69 points 9 months ago (13 children)

    It's satire. Original tweet was about an environmentally friendly radar system from Raytheon

    The fact that so many people actually fell for it is worrying not just because reality itself has become satire but because this post should be painfully obvious. Ain't nobody marketing missiles to anyone who cares about the carbon footprint.

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  • [โ€“] 16 points 9 months ago (8 children)

    Not going to lie. I believed it and thought 'wow between this and the knife missile that greatly reduces civilian casualties Rathiyon are probably most morally upstanding war profiteirs of our era'

    now I am just disappointed

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  • [โ€“] 19 points 9 months ago (7 children)

    The knife missile was actually kinda awesome in its own way tbh. Ridiculous precision for super long distance murder with as few casualties as possible.

    It's also frightening that it exists.

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  • [โ€“] 13 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    the knife missile is so emblematic of the entire military industrial complex. can't stop engaging in unnecessary resource wars due to unnecessary casualties. instead, the military industrial complex will develop and sell a product to allow the killing of specific people in public spaces. and the more you think about the idea of being at a produce stand and someone standing next to you turning into a fine red mist, never to exist in physical space again, the more distopian it seems.

    it reminds me of the episode of star trek where they encounter a planet that has eliminated war via coordinated computer simulations and voluntary genocides.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    Knife missiles are real things?? Scary stuff. I'm about half way through the Culture series at the moment, never heard of them before..

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  • [โ€“] 51 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Aircraft shot down over shallow waters can even turn into coral reefs! Wow!

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    [โ€“] 33 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    make a better future for the children of the world by blowing up half of it

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  • [โ€“] 30 points 9 months ago

    What? The green revolution doesn't deserve anti-aircraft capabily?

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  • [โ€“] 21 points 9 months ago

    !NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.works

    !NonCredibleDefense@piefed.social

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  • [โ€“] 17 points 9 months ago (7 children)

    Killing is good way to reduce your CO2 footprint

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 9 months ago (6 children)

    Bombs are not environmentally friendly.

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Average person's carbon footprint is 7 tons CO2 per year. Killing just one person will make a bomb environmentally friendly.

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    Carbon neutralized

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  • [โ€“] 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    You're not going to beat the mosquito or rotavirus when it comes to environmentally friendly killers. Lethality, prodigious. Carbon footprint, minimal (small amount of flatulence, don't worry about it). This comment was sponsored by Gnawed VPN.

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    [โ€“] 9 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Maybe the next iteration can have some seeds mixed in the payload to sprout little trees and plants over the wreckage.

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 9 months ago

    NonCredibleDefense is leaking again...

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Competition for Veridian Dynamics

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    [โ€“] 5 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    This reminds me of Jeremy Kauffman's ad, "War is Gay," which advocated for making militarism as gay as possible. The point is that militarism, or zabernism, is considered acceptable and even encouraged as long as DEI quotas are met within the military. https://youtu.be/kdfym6LKpQ0

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    [โ€“] 5 points 9 months ago

    Frutiger Anti-Aero

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 9 months ago

    this should be in not the onion if real

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