top 50 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] 167 points 9 months ago (12 children)

‘I Voted for Trump and Now I’m Going Bankrupt’

But you're getting the giant ballroom, a war with Venezuela, and they're finally getting rid of Callibri font.

You losing your entire way of life was a small price to pay for such benefits.

Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers.

  • source
  • hideshow 12 child comments
  • [–] 24 points 9 months ago (11 children)
  • [–] 19 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Apparently calibri is too woke, so they're reverting to using times new roman for government documents

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 3 child comments
  • [–] 21 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    I first learned how to use computers when Times New Roman was the default font in Word, but I'm not a stunted fuckup with daddy issues so I guess Calibri never bothered me.

    But Mark my words, the Conservative of tomorrow will be working fervorously to return to the glory days of when Calibri was their default font, because Conservatives always yearn to return to the days of their youth, when the world wasn't so big and scawey.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • load more comments (2 replies)
  • [–] 148 points 9 months ago

    Did someone not realize that the whole plan was to make sure his farm would wind up owned by a private equity firm? Sad face.

  • source
  • [–] 63 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    What's wrong Mr. Conservative? Government handout not enough for you? Awwww, too bad. Maybe you shouldn't have spent all your money on avocado toast.

  • source
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • load more comments (1 reply)
    [–] 54 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    I seem to remember Candidate Trump telling you, your family, neighbors, and conservative friends exactly who he was. Twice! And you chose hate over Progress, hoping he'd harm others but not you...

  • source
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 49 points 9 months ago
    [–] 46 points 9 months ago

    He credited his tariff policies for making the aid possible necessary

    FIFY, Donald.

  • source
  • [–] 45 points 9 months ago
    [–] 38 points 9 months ago (8 children)

    Most farmers i know are pro trump, and Canadian. None of the deserve any sympathy. I hope all thier fields are infested with locusts.

  • source
  • hideshow 8 child comments
  • [–] 22 points 9 months ago (6 children)

    On the one hand I agree, on the other hand, I like eating food.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 6 child comments
  • [–] 23 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    They aren’t growing anything you can eat.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • load more comments (1 reply)
    [–] 33 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    “It’s just the stupidity of the whole situation that we’re in this mess. "

    Big, if true.

  • source
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • [–] 27 points 9 months ago

    Well...this is what you voted for.

  • source
  • [–] 26 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    These people have coined so many phrases aimed at hurting liberals. I can't feel bad for these trump voters not one ounce of sympathy for them. They voted this problem they can suffer the consequences.

  • source
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [+] 24 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
    [–] 23 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    He could have just said, "I voted for a slap in the face".

  • source
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • load more comments (1 reply)
    [–] 20 points 9 months ago

    My heart goes out to the poor leopards who are just getting so obese...

  • source
  • [–] 20 points 9 months ago

    Well, at least you won’t own the land you will be buried penniless in.

    Get fucked trumper.

  • source
  • [–] 19 points 9 months ago

    GET. FUCKED.

  • source
  • [–] 18 points 9 months ago
    [–] 16 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Don't worry you can sell your land for pennies to make way for the ai data centers

  • source
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • [+] 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)
    load more comments (2 replies)
    [–] 16 points 9 months ago
    [–] 16 points 9 months ago

    Hahaha. Well, you voted for pain and suffering, you're getting pain and suffering.

  • source
  • [–] 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Don't cry, little MAGA. I'm sure some huge agribusiness will buy your farm for pennies on the dollar.

    That's Capitalism, right? You wanted the country to be Run Like A Business, yeah? Well this is Survival Of The Fittest, Bucko! You better thank Jesus that you live in the Greatest Place In The World.

  • source
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • load more comments (2 replies)
    [–] 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Boo fuckin hoo. Maybe think before you vote next time, if you're able.

  • source
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • load more comments (2 replies)
    [–] 10 points 9 months ago (1 child)
    load more comments (1 reply)
    [–] 9 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    I just dont understand how people can be so stupid. Trump is a selfish, racist piece of shit, and does selfish, racist things at every opportunity. We've seen it play out now for over a decade.

    How can they still think this convicted felon is on their side? It boggles my mind.

  • source
  • hideshow 3 child comments
  • load more comments (1 reply)
    [–] 8 points 9 months ago

    This is animal abuse.

    It's inhumane to forcibly gorge so many leopards.

    ... sob ... they can only eat so much!!! ... sob ...

  • source
  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago

    yeah you’re dumb

  • source
  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago

    Zero sympathy you dumb hypocritical racist fucks. Now you like socialism, eh. Piss off!

  • source
  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    A slap in the face only because they want more of that socialist handout...

  • source
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • load more comments (1 reply)
    [–] 6 points 9 months ago

    Oh no how unfortunate.

  • source
  • load more comments
    view more: next ›