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[-] liran@lemmy.world 61 points 2 months ago

Who the fuck is 11-15??? Only a complete masochist leaves the girls belted in for sleep.

[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

leaves the girls belted in

If I'm ever in a relationship again, I'm finding a way to drop this line. That's hilarious.

[-] danekrae@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

If I’m ever in a relationship again

I could learn from that optimism.

[-] Suru@mander.xyz 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Definitely went with 14 or 15 when I was breastfeeding, because the girls tended to leak. Nobody wants to sleep in sheets that smell like sour milk.

[-] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago

My wife says it's uncomfortable not having yhem belted in

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 8 points 2 months ago

Mine uses a pillow to keep them apart. I assume they fight at night.

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Sometimes you get tired!

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[-] ohlaph@lemmy.world 49 points 2 months ago
[-] stoy@lemmy.zip 26 points 2 months ago

20 at home, 18 when away.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My life progression so far.

  • 3 Pre-teens
  • 18 Teens
  • 16 Early Twenties (six pack days)
  • 20 ~24-47 (more like a keg for most of it)
  • 2 in summer 1 in winter From age 47 to today because I moved to Wyoming and sleeping naked gets chilly. Six pack is back, which is nice.
[-] BigBenis@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

47

Six pack is back.

Dayum, good for you!

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

Thanks. Had some serious health issues and decided that I needed to get fit or end up a wreck by the time I'm sixty.

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago
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[-] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

18 doesn't matter if it's hot or cold. Oh and also the fan running on high.

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[-] Fortatech@gregtech.eu 16 points 2 months ago

18 at home, 20 when with homies

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[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 months ago

I guess no one wears night gowns anymore.

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

20, why would I get all dressed up just to go to bed?

[-] daannii@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Most women don't sleep in bras. Or as I call them "titty jail".

[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Hell my wife takes hers off as soon as she gets home with this weird yoga magic trick thing where she never removes her shirt. I swear it breaks physics.

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[-] Jerb322@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago
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[-] hikaru755@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Why are the bras all different? Why are the bottom options for 6-10 different from the others? Why are 8 and 9 basicaly the same? This feels somehow AI generated

[-] Matombo@feddit.org 6 points 2 months ago

my exact reaction: AI slop

also my option isn't even on there

[-] KawaiiBitch@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago
[-] palordrolap@fedia.io 12 points 2 months ago

List is incomplete. It seems to assume a relatively warm climate or expensive use of night-time home heating.

Thus: Long sleeves. Underwear under long trousers perhaps for sanitary purposes, but possibly for comfort.

There's probably also a few people who have socks they wear to bed if not also blindfolds or old-timey nightcaps, but I get why those things aren't in this graphic. Lack of long sleeves is more of a head-scratcher.

[-] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Solution: more blankets. Where I grew up we had regular frosts all through winter, but I never really went with anything more than 18. 2-3 blankets and a thick duvet does a lot for keeping you warm.

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[-] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 months ago
[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 9 points 2 months ago

The Donald Duck

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[-] ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

20 unless it's really cold

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[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

20

Stop denying yourselves over shame.

[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago
  1. Occasionally 9. I can't imagine sleeping in a bra, that seems dreadfully uncomfortable.
[-] Dicska@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I wouldn't sleep with a bra, either. It's just an unnecessary layer, preventing my skin from breathing properly. The straps would also be just in the way. I'm a cis male, though.

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[-] Beebabe@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago
[-] H3mp79@lemmy.today 8 points 2 months ago

Twenny all night erry night

[-] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago
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[-] gegil@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 months ago

20 is the best. Sleeping naked is the best way to sleep for me. Especially in summer when i don't need to use blanket or any other cover.

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago
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[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

20 unless I am too exhausted to shower before bed, then it's 3.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago
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[-] Datz@szmer.info 7 points 2 months ago
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[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Nice try, FBI.

[-] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago
[-] creature@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Jesus - how do you all sleep at night?!?!??

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[-] treeofnik@discuss.online 6 points 2 months ago

Missing the difference between 8 and 9?

[-] misfitx@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Briefs versus bikinis for the ladies.

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[-] gladflag@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago
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[-] indomara@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I don't see mine. Nightgown, no undies.

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[-] NorthoftheBorder@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

18 or 20. Depends how I’m feeling.

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