If Lemmy will be a thing then

Which Lemmy instance? It's federated and each server is different. It's like asking "what will be the top post on the forum" or "what'll be pinned on Discord".

It’ll literally be a criminal hub, with a bunch of anonymized posts joking about dodging corpos. Probably.

And owls. Still owls.

FBI? No, I am not opening up.

Bats! Lots of bats!

Something about some new scientific discovery or new technology that will ruin everything but then doesn't

Probably blaze talking about a reddit thread about the fediverse /pos

Femcelmemes and lesbian memes or just yuri, the comments will be catgirls meowing at eachother for headpats and girlcuddles

Maybe the latest discovery by Dragonfly.

Far fewer people will be able to read it, without doing something illicit and maybe expensive, although certain countries will still be free enough. On the other hand, it (or PieFed or a future version) could be endorsed by the remaining nations, or just have had some more exoduses of users come in.

Slight chance the AI winter we're going into is short and some specific fusion with classical algorithms succeeds at AGI, so singularity stuff is going on and being posted about. 2038 problem, as someone else mentioned.

Edit: Q-day stuff could be done, coming soon or ongoing. If it's done - which I kinda expect - it's still a massive source of both breaches and fun mods on old, locked software and hardware.

Idk but an AI will have written it, and 99.9% of its views will be from bots.

I didn’t realize Lemmy had a front page.

404 probably. There will be better tech in 10 years.

Roofman is released (the remake starring Roman Christou, not the dude it's about)

Google tracks user

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