Please don't make it a generic US high school drama. There's already enough US-defaultism in Star Trek.

Also, the image is glossy, it feels like AI generated

is it me or did they change Klingon physiology yet again?

It's going to basically be Saved By The Bell but star trek.

Smiling Klingons? He looks like he doesn’t even care about honor!

The more I see of this the more I realize that it's probably not going to be for me. That's fine, I'll give it a try anyway.

As long as the Ellison's control Star Trek it will never have a return to form. So this will be as bland as SNW S3 was when Fascism is taking hold all over the world. I feel classic Trek would have something to say about that.

Paramount: We need to ensure this new show attracts as many people as possible while maintaining a strong identity of Star Trek. How can we hit those points with the Ad campaign?

Marketing: Well our focus groups are saying that a lot of Star Trek fans are still yearning for something closer to the aesthetic of 1990's Star Trek

Paramount: I zoned out there for a bit but I did hear aesthetic of 1990's. Make that the core of advertising!

Not sure if this is real or just a piss-take.

Reminds me of this old meme:

Still not gonna watch it. The poster neither makes it seem interesting, nor does it indicate someone learned from the debacle that was SNW S3.

Plus that fucking college jacket.

wtf did they use AI to generate this poster?

I'm really starting to believe.

Star Trek: High School Polycule…? Is that where we’re going?

I’m so confused

Can't wait to see all y'alls bingo cards leading up to this show?

• Character with dark secret past hinted at in Ep 1 and revealed/confirmed in ep 2 or 5.(Maybe a youthful thug, killed someone / accidental death, or related to a legendary character)
• Pregnancy scare
• classroom or messhall inspirational speech by the underdog (teachable moment)
• cameos, verbatim quotes or callouts to major characters or moments in the first 15 mins
• bad teacher is good / exceedingly nice teacher is season end villain

What the fuck am I seeing?

My boy! Look at what they've done to you!

Well, they all look like really good F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

Please don't suck....

All I can imagine is "dumb as hell"

The light source is 3 different sunsets and everyone is too damn skinny

I can't even tell if this is real any more.

We already had Star Trek Last of the Summer Wine with Picard, and a live action Lower Decks so anything is possible.

Horny Trek

Very gender sterotype in the clothing design. Skirts for women, pants for men. I can already tell its going to be shitty.

I'm laughing already!

... it's not a comedy? Oh dear...

All the other parts aside, how on earth did they make this look so shitty? The quality is awful, colors are too saturated, the lighting is clearly fake, and everyone's skin looks like they slathered Vaseline on themselves.