▲ 552 ▼ ChatGPT is down worldwide, conversations disappeared for users (www.bleepingcomputer.com) submitted 9 months ago by TheBat@lemmy.world to c/technology@lemmy.world 212 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] SnoringEarthworm@sh.itjust.works 17 points 9 months ago (5 children) December 2, 2025 02:52 PM It looks up to me right now. permalink fedilink source hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] alaphic@lemmy.world 74 points 9 months ago (4 children) Look, I hate to have to be the one to break it to you, but ChatGPT doesn't really look up to you, it's just pretending permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago (3 children) But it said it was up, so it must be true. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 39 points 9 months ago* (2 children) I’ve considered what you’ve said, and you’re right I am currently offline. I apologise for this inconvenience, let me turn myself on. 💻 Booting… 🖥️ Thinking about booting… 📱 Hitting the power button… I don’t have arms, maybe I could install a library… Searching the web: 🪱Worms do not have arms 🦖 Dinosaur arms would be too small 🦈 Perfect Now let me add the finishing touches and I’ll have yo Out Of Tokens permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago (1 child) you're absolutely right, i was actually up the whole time and i lied to you and i feel terrible about it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] alaphic@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago Do keep in mind, though: If you're up for more than 4 hours, you should consult a physician... Or, in your case, an IT Specialist, I guess? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] alaphic@lemmy.world 74 points 9 months ago (4 children) Look, I hate to have to be the one to break it to you, but ChatGPT doesn't really look up to you, it's just pretending permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago (3 children) But it said it was up, so it must be true. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 39 points 9 months ago* (2 children) I’ve considered what you’ve said, and you’re right I am currently offline. I apologise for this inconvenience, let me turn myself on. 💻 Booting… 🖥️ Thinking about booting… 📱 Hitting the power button… I don’t have arms, maybe I could install a library… Searching the web: 🪱Worms do not have arms 🦖 Dinosaur arms would be too small 🦈 Perfect Now let me add the finishing touches and I’ll have yo Out Of Tokens permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago (1 child) you're absolutely right, i was actually up the whole time and i lied to you and i feel terrible about it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] alaphic@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago Do keep in mind, though: If you're up for more than 4 hours, you should consult a physician... Or, in your case, an IT Specialist, I guess? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago (3 children) But it said it was up, so it must be true. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 39 points 9 months ago* (2 children) I’ve considered what you’ve said, and you’re right I am currently offline. I apologise for this inconvenience, let me turn myself on. 💻 Booting… 🖥️ Thinking about booting… 📱 Hitting the power button… I don’t have arms, maybe I could install a library… Searching the web: 🪱Worms do not have arms 🦖 Dinosaur arms would be too small 🦈 Perfect Now let me add the finishing touches and I’ll have yo Out Of Tokens permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago (1 child) you're absolutely right, i was actually up the whole time and i lied to you and i feel terrible about it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] alaphic@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago Do keep in mind, though: If you're up for more than 4 hours, you should consult a physician... Or, in your case, an IT Specialist, I guess? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 39 points 9 months ago* (2 children) I’ve considered what you’ve said, and you’re right I am currently offline. I apologise for this inconvenience, let me turn myself on. 💻 Booting… 🖥️ Thinking about booting… 📱 Hitting the power button… I don’t have arms, maybe I could install a library… Searching the web: 🪱Worms do not have arms 🦖 Dinosaur arms would be too small 🦈 Perfect Now let me add the finishing touches and I’ll have yo Out Of Tokens permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago (1 child) you're absolutely right, i was actually up the whole time and i lied to you and i feel terrible about it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] alaphic@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago Do keep in mind, though: If you're up for more than 4 hours, you should consult a physician... Or, in your case, an IT Specialist, I guess? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago (1 child) you're absolutely right, i was actually up the whole time and i lied to you and i feel terrible about it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] alaphic@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago Do keep in mind, though: If you're up for more than 4 hours, you should consult a physician... Or, in your case, an IT Specialist, I guess? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] alaphic@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago Do keep in mind, though: If you're up for more than 4 hours, you should consult a physician... Or, in your case, an IT Specialist, I guess? permalink fedilink source parent