Next is milk, then sugar, then you beat him thoroughly and put him in the oven.
Custard's last stand
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pound_cake or as French call it, quarte quarts
Flour, egg. It’s time for a pie
It’s France so it’s definitely cake
Theres a pain joke in there somewhere
Last time someone in France let people eat cake, it didn't go too well for them.
Brioche?
No, they are still missing the butter and sugar.
Give it time. Its a slow recipe, but I trust the French to follow through if its a protest.
No, the next step is panko/breadcrumbs.
And after three strikes, you dunk him in hot oil.
To be fair I never imagined that "eat the rich" (or in this case, eat the Reich) would turn out Kentucky Fried, but I'm all for it.
America: throw a whole pre-made sandwich at a cop
France: individually throw every ingredient to make every part of a sandwich from scratch
I really hope they make a Croque Monsieur with this pig.
Someone get him with some butter and sugar and see if he turns into a racist cake
Nope! Sorry. Still just a wet sack of shit.
I guess next would be milk.
You can't eat your cake and have it too
You can, through the magic of buying two of them.
I've heard of slow cooking, but this is next level stuff.
So just milk and sugar missing and he turns into a cake?
Some Morton’s and a little milk and we can call it salt and batter-y. Just deserts, i say.
If the next encounter is breadcrumbs, this schnitzel is ready for the fryer.
I think you need to beat the pork vigorously first, to tenderize the meat, you know
Let them eat cake
" Let them eat cake " ❌
"Make them into cake" ✅
I'm sorry but this is fucking hilarious
I'm desperate to know what will be next. Jam? Chocolate spread? Cream?
clearly they are trying to turn him into a cake so next will probably be the butter
The 74 year-old is a hero and remembers what his parents said about the fucking Nazis and Vichy French.
Milk and sugar next week.
Free Crepes.
The Marsha P. Johnson method suggests that a brick is more effective at creating change.
Make fascists scared again.
they're trying to get him breaded lol
Demain du lait et on a de la ….. Pâte à crêpes !!! 🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞
They're French, they're making a soufflé
It’s well pasta time….
Operation dessert storm
Guess the next step is to deep fry him.
I can't understand if I should praise aiming skills or if the egg was cracked up close and personal. Tried to check in the article and saw what Bardella made of it:
The more we make progress, the closer we get to power, the more the violence from the far left, intolerance and pure stupidity are unleashed
For fuck's sake, he just barely survived an assassination no less
Now whisk.
74 year old badass.
Bricks are usually more effective.
What a crepe week.
Only if someone throws some milk at him next.
Complete the brunch with bacon and sausages.
Any Aussies out there remember egg boy?
What a legend.
Get some sugar in the mix, and boy... you got yourself a cake going.
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