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[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 2 months ago

How do you know a meat eater? They will tell you and be pissy about it.

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 40 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

And they'll butt into any conversation with the type of meat they use. "I'm having dinner tonight",
"I ~~use arch~~ eat beef, btw"

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 months ago

I think it's funny that vegans are stereotyped as preachy and annoying when approximately 99% of trucks in my city have a front license plate that says EAT BEEF

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

These queers are just flamboyantly shoving their gayness in my face.

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[-] Evkob@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

Either that or they'll tell you they "barely eat any meat" or that "they buy local whenever possible, which is more ethical right?".

While eating a Big Mac.

[-] AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Found the gatherer.

[-] toofpic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Is that a strange vegan comeback? For the entire history of civilization, people were eating meat when given a choice. It's vegans/vegetarians who made not eating meat a point and a thing. And while I understand why people make that choice, some of them spend way too much time advertising their way of life.

[-] sepiroth154@feddit.nl 16 points 2 months ago
[-] toofpic@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Yes, but my message is an answer to someone else who raised the topic. And again, nothing against other people's preferences, I'm only against making a thing out of them. Eating meat is not a thing, it's "old and boring*

[-] mzesumzira@piefed.social 17 points 2 months ago

You'd think, but there's lot of people that make eating meat a thing all right.
I never got bothered for eating meat, but I got approached several times by complete strangers while getting veg food because they HAD to mock me, convince me or explain nutrition to me.
Every group has their fanatics.

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[-] SnailMagnitude@mander.xyz 15 points 2 months ago

Are you sure on that?

Jain, Buddhist, Hindu, Manichaeists, Monasticism etc might want a word.

Maybe also bear in mind it's perhaps the industrial revolution and massive scale animal abuse that's led to the average pleb expecting daily meat instead of daily bread.

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[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He obviously didn't try hard enough, everyone knows if you cook vegan recipes with enough skill and passion the meat just appears out of thin air.

[-] felsiq@piefed.zip 12 points 2 months ago

Interestingly enough that might still be vegan

[-] romanticremedy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 2 months ago

I want to believe the majority of these comments are just trolls

[-] Tilgare@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I bet that the ratio would be depressing to look at. Because some definitely are, but not all. 😭

[-] VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Unfortunately people never seem to get tired of attempting to mess with those that choose this lifestyle.

[-] tomatoely@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 months ago

> Get a friend and a scalpel

> Ask them to take out up to 3/4 of liver out of your body (no more than that!)

> Add it to the recipe as you please

> ???

> Infinite vegan dishes with meat!

[-] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 months ago

Liver ouroboros! Get one of those portholes like a research cow for easy DIY harvests.

[-] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 3 points 2 months ago

😂 this is so elegantly fucked up

[-] CameronDev@programming.dev 11 points 2 months ago

Its generally frowned upon, but if you can catch a vegan...

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[-] underisk@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago

well maybe the child would be smaller if you fed him more vegetables.

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Not if you do it right! My kids have been lifelong vegetarians and are BEASTS.

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[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Any time I look for new side dishes instead of searching for sides I search for vegan recepies.

Ideology aside, some of that shit is straight fire.

[-] buttnugget@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Why not try making a recipe with a protein then? That’s the part I don’t understand.

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[-] ValarieLenin@midwest.social 4 points 2 months ago

Gotta get the fake meat!!!

[-] Marleyinoc@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Vegan recipes are usually really good. I just add meat since I like higher protein meals (not that it's needed).
I follow a disc golfer who has been Vegan all his life. When someone asked about it and how he gets all the nutrients he needed, he said all nutrients come from plants, he's just skipping the middleman.

[-] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

I like that actually. A lot of vegan recipes have stuff I’m allergic to for protein (I can’t eat any legumes), but I could try a vegan recipe and just add meat and make a few replacements since I won’t be needing the lentils or beans or whatever for protein. You’ve given me a good idea.

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[-] Triumph@fedia.io 4 points 2 months ago

I feel like this was a joke that the second person didn’t get.

[-] schnokobaer@feddit.org 19 points 2 months ago

What's the joke?

[-] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago

It's a review of a dish. Even if it's done ironically it is still overall negative.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Bacon .... you can add bacon to any recipe to give it a meat taste

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