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[-] [email protected] 143 points 2 years ago

At uni a friend of mine wrote a book review of the bible that began, "Not since Naked Lunch has such a dull book been saved by the constant barrage of sadomasochistic homosexual pornography."

[-] [email protected] 50 points 2 years ago

I might be interested in reading the rest of that review if it's available to read online. That's a great opener lol

[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago

Alas it was pasted onto a sheet of paper and photocopied over 20 years ago now and I doubt it was saved. I don't remember anything else about the article, but I presume it was very undergraduate. That line was a killer though.

[-] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

sadomasochistic homosexual pornography

You had my interest, but now you have my attention

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

Saul when David rolls up with a bag of 200 foreskins: 😍

[-] [email protected] 50 points 2 years ago

In a similar vein, famed cartoonist R Crumb did a faithful adaptation of the book of Genesis, including all the sex and violence: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Book_of_Genesis_(comics)

[-] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Lol

The book has been controversial, particularly for the explicit illustrations of sexual intercourse described in the text itself. In critical circles, it has drawn fire over whether and how literal the illustration job is, or should be.

It’s fine as a holy book that we should all treat as the literal word of god, but don’t you dare draw those raunchy sex scenes from my holy book

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

had no idea about this, thanks

[-] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago

ironically there's an entire book about genocide of the human race by god too

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Took me a second because I was focused on Genesis and Exodus, but it's got to be Revelations, right?

Good news is that's just a fan fiction.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Revelations works too but specifically I meant the Noah's Ark story :)

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[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago

Makes me think of my favorite verse to quote in arguments: Pslam 137:9 - Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks (NIV).

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

New International Version.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

New international version I wanted to be clear on the translation I was quoting, because it can make a difference in wording and sometimes meaning.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago

Cool that there is more murder than misogyny

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

How very progressive

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Most of the misogyny is in the stuff written by Paul. Dude HATED women.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Well, one of the dudes pretending to be Paul. Initial probably-actually-Paul is like "Why wouldn't we have women in church leadership? They were leaders when we were being hunted by the Romans."

Honestly though, I feel like there's just not enough green tabs as a whole. Plenty of OG misogyny in the religious law sections.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

That's a very generous view of the old testament

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

A true leftist of his time.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

The caption is BS and the markers don't actually correlate with the topics, even though the topics are all present in there.

And actually there's a pretty interesting history of empowered women buried underneath the later misogynistic revisions, which is the case for both the OT and NT in separate developments.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

Nothing pisses off "Christians" like quoting biblical scripture that contracts their bullshit to them.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

I was dealing with racist far right people on FaceBook and, I forget the exact context but, some lady quoted the Bible at me to support her claim of racist superiority and I just shut her down with the classic Timothy 2:12

I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

Given that original sin is attributed to women, shouldn't the whole book be written on green paper?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That was just Eve. Also, all of humanity was punished for it.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Theyve been quite clear what counts as good is what god commands. Which means those are all actually good. That also makes god's goodness very meaningful.

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Angsty Teenagers: The Bible is made up of feel-good fairy tales

The bible: Demonstrates stories that detail some human history, reflecting on our evil nature and the evil we commit against our creator and others, and how God often interacts with man in spite of that evil.

Angsty Teenagers: shocked Pikachu face but why is there bad stuff in there?!

Watch your head OP, the entire point is flying over it.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

Hey guys I found one

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You mean like that time this god went about and killed the whole planet, including babies and animals, except for this one dudes family?

Your god is more evil and tyrannical than her creation.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

God does not interact with man in spite of evil, according to the bible, he encourages and rewards it. Because the bible is made up by evildoers to justify their ways and solidify their power

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Yeah sorry I just never read any version of the Bible or anything related to the Bible

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

There are some fun bits in there if you like mythology.

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