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I wish to reject the weakness of my flesh and embrace the strength and certainty of steel. (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 months ago by early_riser@lemmy.world to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz
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[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 months ago

Congrats, you are now a refrigerator

[-] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

That's cold.

[-] PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

You did not specify stainless steel so you begin to rust almost immediately.

[-] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world -4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Man, you're a shitty commenter.

EDIT: For the ones not getting where this came from, it's a joke about their username.

[-] PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Sorry, never played this before, but thanks for being a cunt about it!

[-] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world -2 points 2 months ago

It was a joke about your username.

[-] PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Then I apologize.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago

Relevant Username twofer

[-] BillyB0nes@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Praise the Omnissiah

[-] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 months ago

You are now a steel rebar in a reinforced concrete building

[-] Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Done, enjoy your new life as a servitor

[-] early_riser@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

COMPLIANCE

[-] degen@midwest.social 3 points 2 months ago

You are now Theon Greyjoy

[-] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Granted. You've been stabbed. Embrace the knife as your soul leaves your body.

[-] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Thulsa Doom kills your parents

[-] DebatableRaccoon@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

You are now a sentient RSJ.

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