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[–] 81 points 10 months ago (3 children)
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    [–] 74 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Xi shouldn't have stopped at Berlin

    (Berlin, Texas)

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  • [–] 51 points 10 months ago* (5 children)

    til Californians speak Mandarin, are on a border with China, and their citizens were being shelled by federal artillery for 10 years

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    [–] 50 points 10 months ago

    They trusted America

    wtyp

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  • [–] 49 points 10 months ago

    how do i sign up to live under occupation by china lenin-pensive

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  • [–] 49 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    This analogy actually does the opposite of what they want it to, because if China was occupying the western US I expect they would have a good reason.

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  • [–] [S] 40 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    And at that point it would pretty much be over for the US, and if you wanted to preserve the government you'd have to negotiate while you still have a chance.

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  • [–] 48 points 10 months ago*

    Amerikkkans (and Euros) do not understand this, because they never negotiate in good faith with anyone. They only understand guerrilla warfare (from the perspective of the side that does 20 years of occupation and war crimes before giving up and going home).

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  • [+] 49 points 10 months ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (8 children)
  • [–] 35 points 10 months ago (7 children)

    Hang on I'm gonna go learn how to defect in mandarin

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  • [–] 26 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    Do you think march of the volunteers or without the comunist party there is no new china is better to learn as we defect to get the point across?

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  • [–] 39 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Screaming the lyrics to "Red Sun in the Sky" in broken Chinese as I slowly walk across the no man's land surrounding the Chinese fortified position with my hands up.

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  • [–] 45 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    You mean California’s high speed rail is finished and the nazi savages are thrown into camps to civilize them?

    How does the western US lose here?

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  • [–] 45 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)
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    [+] 40 points 10 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)
  • [–] 27 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    China also occupying a tiny bit of north Mexico, as a treat

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  • [–] 38 points 10 months ago*

    If China actually did this i would expect the global western powers to have lost so much authority that yes Europe would probably be begging America to negotiate concessions

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  • [–] 35 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    did New England get annexed by Canada?

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  • [–] 33 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    This example only works if that area occupied by China also happens to be majority Chinese.

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    [–] 32 points 10 months ago (1 child)
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    [–] 32 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Why are Western libs so bloodthirsty? It's disgusting.

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    [–] 32 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    Betrayal

    Starting up that stab-in-the-back narrative eh?

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  • [–] 31 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Wait is this reality on the table? i think this sounds like a gread idea, my only issues ate the PRC hasnt gone far enough, and maybe Cuba should get Florida

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  • [–] 30 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    I mean, how else is the US ever going to get denazified?

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    [–] 29 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Let me move to liberated Utah please

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    [–] 27 points 10 months ago*

    Alright, that's a workable position! So all countries forced into deals with an occupying US or NATO force should revoke said deals, be afforded compensation, and then be allowed to eject/nationalise them out of their countries, right? Like half of Africa? Cuba? Middle East? anakin-padme-2

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  • [–] 27 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (5 children)

    Always trying to frame their childish temper tantrums at reality as being the "mature adults in the room." Ukraine has lost, Russia has won. The winner is the one who gets to decide terms in a peace agreement, not the loser, it sucks, but that is how war has worked since we invented the concept.

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    [+] 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 child)
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    [–] 24 points 10 months ago* (1 child)

    I can't believe the evil Chinese would bring about the ominous states of Washdaho and Montaming. Truly treacherous.

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    [–] 23 points 10 months ago (8 children)

    https://xcancel.com/gunnarisholm/status/1993215498478403865#m

    I haven't looked at one of these sorts of reply cesspits in a while, and it's funny how there are still Ghost of Kiev types insisting that Ukraine's total victory is imminent. I'm just going to tell myself that those are bots.

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    [–] 23 points 10 months ago

    Damn, I wouldn't mind these borders.

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  • [–] 23 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    First China will soak the continental USA in piss, then launch its ground invasion

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  • [–] 22 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    They trusted am*rica

    they failed the first rule
    never trust a yankkkee

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