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[–] 81 points 9 months ago (3 children)
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    [–] 74 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Xi shouldn't have stopped at Berlin

    (Berlin, Texas)

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  • [–] 51 points 9 months ago* (5 children)

    til Californians speak Mandarin, are on a border with China, and their citizens were being shelled by federal artillery for 10 years

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    [–] 50 points 9 months ago

    They trusted America

    wtyp

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  • [–] 49 points 9 months ago (8 children)

    packing my cat and my stuff into my vehicle and driving west with a crude PRC flag spray painted onto the hood, sides, and tailgate

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  • [–] 35 points 9 months ago (7 children)

    Hang on I'm gonna go learn how to defect in mandarin

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  • [–] 26 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    Do you think march of the volunteers or without the comunist party there is no new china is better to learn as we defect to get the point across?

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  • [–] 39 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Screaming the lyrics to "Red Sun in the Sky" in broken Chinese as I slowly walk across the no man's land surrounding the Chinese fortified position with my hands up.

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  • [–] 49 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    This analogy actually does the opposite of what they want it to, because if China was occupying the western US I expect they would have a good reason.

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  • [–] [S] 40 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    And at that point it would pretty much be over for the US, and if you wanted to preserve the government you'd have to negotiate while you still have a chance.

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  • [–] 48 points 9 months ago*

    Amerikkkans (and Euros) do not understand this, because they never negotiate in good faith with anyone. They only understand guerrilla warfare (from the perspective of the side that does 20 years of occupation and war crimes before giving up and going home).

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  • [–] 49 points 9 months ago

    how do i sign up to live under occupation by china lenin-pensive

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  • [–] 45 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    You mean California’s high speed rail is finished and the nazi savages are thrown into camps to civilize them?

    How does the western US lose here?

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  • [–] 45 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)
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    [+] 40 points 9 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)
  • [–] 27 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    China also occupying a tiny bit of north Mexico, as a treat

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  • [–] 38 points 9 months ago*

    If China actually did this i would expect the global western powers to have lost so much authority that yes Europe would probably be begging America to negotiate concessions

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  • [–] 35 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    did New England get annexed by Canada?

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  • [–] 33 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    This example only works if that area occupied by China also happens to be majority Chinese.

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    [–] 32 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Why are Western libs so bloodthirsty? It's disgusting.

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    [–] 32 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    Betrayal

    Starting up that stab-in-the-back narrative eh?

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    [–] 31 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Wait is this reality on the table? i think this sounds like a gread idea, my only issues ate the PRC hasnt gone far enough, and maybe Cuba should get Florida

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  • [–] 30 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    I mean, how else is the US ever going to get denazified?

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    [–] 29 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Let me move to liberated Utah please

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    [–] 27 points 9 months ago*

    Alright, that's a workable position! So all countries forced into deals with an occupying US or NATO force should revoke said deals, be afforded compensation, and then be allowed to eject/nationalise them out of their countries, right? Like half of Africa? Cuba? Middle East? anakin-padme-2

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  • [–] 27 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (5 children)

    Always trying to frame their childish temper tantrums at reality as being the "mature adults in the room." Ukraine has lost, Russia has won. The winner is the one who gets to decide terms in a peace agreement, not the loser, it sucks, but that is how war has worked since we invented the concept.

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    [+] 24 points 9 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 child)
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    [–] 24 points 9 months ago* (1 child)

    I can't believe the evil Chinese would bring about the ominous states of Washdaho and Montaming. Truly treacherous.

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    [–] 23 points 9 months ago (8 children)

    https://xcancel.com/gunnarisholm/status/1993215498478403865#m

    I haven't looked at one of these sorts of reply cesspits in a while, and it's funny how there are still Ghost of Kiev types insisting that Ukraine's total victory is imminent. I'm just going to tell myself that those are bots.

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    [–] 23 points 9 months ago

    Damn, I wouldn't mind these borders.

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  • [–] 23 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    First China will soak the continental USA in piss, then launch its ground invasion

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  • [–] 22 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    They trusted am*rica

    they failed the first rule
    never trust a yankkkee

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