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[-] pix_wbmr@feddit.org 20 points 6 months ago

Why is my country the only real european country on this map?

Is this made by an austrian? ^^

[-] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

The Austrian making this: hmm, better not make it too obvious.. I'll add a few other countries.

[-] pix_wbmr@feddit.org 2 points 6 months ago

The Habsburgs love that haha

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 8 points 6 months ago

Well, considering how the last two World Wars started, it seems like a wise move not to upset the Austrians too much.

[-] pix_wbmr@feddit.org 6 points 6 months ago

AEIOU - Alles Erdreich Ist Oesterreich untertan

Translation: Everything on earth is owned by austria ;)

[-] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 17 points 6 months ago

Old Québécois made me chuckle.

[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago
[-] matelt@feddit.uk 1 points 6 months ago

Ah non non moi je parle le Burkinabè vous voyez

[-] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 months ago

Definitely the best one.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 6 months ago

I very much like this image, this is an amazing way to piss off a lot of people, hahah!

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

Esp us Americans. We want nothing to do with those monarchist sods. Make it Canadian or something.

[-] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Even managed to piss off us Catalans by colouring the Balearic Islands yellow.

Should have been grey.

[-] groet@feddit.org 5 points 6 months ago

Yeah Mallorca speaks Austrian!

[-] Jumi@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

It's Germany's 17. state after all

[-] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 months ago

There needs to be like 20 more flags for all of Spain.

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 4 points 6 months ago

No. It's all Mexican in the end.

[-] veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 months ago

Except for the parts that are Chilean. Search your heart, you know it to be painful.

[-] catarina@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 months ago

Galician is there, that's all it matters 🩵

[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

same as Catalan.

hopefully we claw our independence from those mexican speaking cunts

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 4 points 6 months ago

*silently seething and planning revenge poland invasion*

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago

Greece didn't do a very good job of colonizing.

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 points 6 months ago

Oh, they did, except it was all islands in the Mediterranean, plus the entire Turkish peninsula and even Egypt at some point.

So I guess you could perhaps call their language Ptolemaic, or Meso-Egyptian. Or better yet, New Macedonian.

[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Scotland also historically fucked up colonialism so badly they became one

[-] robador51@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I think if you want to piss of the Dutch you'd need to put German instead of Surinaams. Might piss of the Germans at the same time!

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 6 months ago

I think we also shouldn’t forget about Scandinavia, but not sure what would trigger them most (probably just replacing each language with that of their most hated neighbor).

[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 months ago

What the fuck is that Irish map.

It's better than what we have now at least:

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