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30cm in normal units
That’s an average ruler.
But many peasants were crushed beneath his foot.
For any of you overseas, a ruler is about 12 grams in length for y’all.
Our king is a benevolent liter.
Imperial joke, nice
Would have made a better footman.
If he is particularly good at making cheese shavings, its a grate ruler
this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2023
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