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Congrats to President Obama for being the #2 poster on Hexbear

Don't ask how this data was tabulated because I don't even know I was searching for something else

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (15 children)

The actual list is as follows (I believe it’s ranked by global score)

@SorosFootSoldier - 36515 Comments

@emizeko - 31664 Comments

@MaoistLandlord - 22154 Comments

@UlyssesT - 30587 Comments

@Dirt_Owl - 24311 Comments

@Bunhead - 17679 Comments

@aaaaaaadjsf - 20600 Comments

@RNAi - 20065 Comments

@kristina - 15048 Comments

@Nakoichi - 15500 Comments

@Frank - 20169 Comments

@viva_la_juche - 16700 Comments

@SoyViking - 10929 Comments

@zifnab25 - 21219 Comments

@HumanBehaviorByBjork - 14856 Comments

@Grownbravy - 19714 Comments

@Awoo - 11427 Comments

@hexaflexagonbear - 12102 Comments

@Alaskaball - 12040 Comments

@GalaxyBrain - 19629 Comments

@ssjmarx - 11863 Comments

@invalidusernamelol - 16219 Comments

@NephewAlphaBravo - 11483 Comments

@crime - 12478 Comments

@buh - 9787 Comments

@Rem - 14453 Comments

@AnarchaPrincess - 8822 Comments

@WoofWoof91 - 11408 Comments

@Kanna - 13724 Comments

@TankieTanuki - 11343 Comments

@richietozier4 - 16975 Comments

@FlakesBongler - 8327 Comments

@Ram_The_Manparts - 9970 Comments

@AcidSmiley - 8865 Comments

@Beatnik - 10983 Comments

@ScreamoBMO - 10014 Comments

@Mardoniush - 10145 Comments

@Tankiedesantski - 7383 Comments

@happybadger - 8217 Comments

@invo_rt - 8351 Comments

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

:mao-clap:

Congratulations to the true top posters of Hexbear

uhh except this guy @Beatnik - 10983 Comments lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lmao beatnik still being on there is the same energy as the ussr still having records at the Olympics 30+ years later

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Facts. The whole “every user is a secret Beatnik alt” thing was a meme for a reason, too. Wasn’t even the only account. Some high quality bits, too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Beatnik didn't actually do anything, let's be clear.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I didn't get an Omaha steak subscription, so in my eyes he's guilty of everything

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

except having terrible opsec

it was a shame, i went off him a bit towards the end, but i thought he was a pretty cool guy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

@Dirt_Owl our battle will be LEGENDARY! :knifecat:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

:meow-cactus:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

:fidel-bat:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

:meow-tableflip:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

:sweat:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Heh, what's the matter? Getting tired? :no-copyright:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

:xi-reactionary-spotted: I HAVE JOINED THE FRAY TO EARN MYSELF THE TITLE OF POWER POSTER

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

:bird-screm1: What's this?! Oh no!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

CHUNGUS BLASTO :xi-gun:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Mfw deafeated by a hamster :bird-screm-2:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I'm on the list

tbh I haven't enjoyed my time on an internet forum like I have this one in many, many years. Y'all keep being cool :soviet-heart:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How the fuck Beatnik still made it to the top lmao

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I mean this website was his pet project, pretty sad how it all unfolded.

He's probably still on here on another account

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

BMF was Beatnik all along

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Nah, I like to imagine him like this: https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/CGE3IlM81n.png

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Still not a poweruser :comfy-cool:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i need to log the fuck off lmao

in my meagre defence, i have been here since day 2 ;__;

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

:solidarity:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

:blob-no-thoughts: this is just a list of our longtime users

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (3 children)

:sadness: been here since like day 2 and only 3500 something

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

ive been around since september of 2020 and i probably only have like 1000 on aggregate given some older posts got wiped so theres always someone slacking harder when it comes to posting

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This list comprises like 60% of all Hexbear posts lol. Lurking here seems to be common but come on people I shouldn't be the 10th most prolific poster. I'm a dumbass

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Could be worse, i've been here since august 1 2020 and this will be my 560th comment

Also, i have never made a post

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Same, girl. We need to get in the game! :posting:

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Thanks to the other person who went and got the right numbers, because even though I love boys a lot, I can't be posting about cute guys enough to be up there

...Maybe I should be. Just connect my synapses directly to the fiber optic — any time I think of :headpat::bottom-speak: I post automatically. Number one in no time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

:obama-drone:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

This post has been fact-checked by REAL hexbear patriots :sicko-hexbear:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

This list isn't accurate. I have 5461 comments, this is Aryuproudomenowdaddy erasure.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I don’t make any qualitative claims in regard to the accuracy of the data Hexbear provided me with. #hexbearfiles

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (3 children)

This is inaccurate though

No SorosFootSolider, no UlyssesT, etc

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah where the frig am I?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I think you're still number one, but Ulysses might be gaining on you.

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