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[–] 81 points 10 months ago (16 children)

Krankenwagen = sick car = ambulance

Krankenhaus = sick house = hospital

German (as well as most of the germanic family) does word construction really well.

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  • [–] 46 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Help I'm kranken, someone call a krankenwagon to take me to the krankenhaus before I krank again

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    [–] 43 points 10 months ago

    It’s exactly the same in Thai:
    ตู้ “dtuu” - Cupboard
    เย็น “yen” - cool
    ตู้เย็น “dtuu•yen” - Refrigerator

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  • [–] 36 points 10 months ago* (4 children)

    Really, nobody is going to point out that "cupboard" = "cup" + "board"?

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  • [–] 14 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    The issue that makes it less intuitive is the "board" part. I'd assume a "cupboard" used to be a shelf, a board for putting cups on, but it evolved to have wooden walls around it so is it really a "board" anymore?

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  • [–] 26 points 10 months ago (7 children)

    German is wild. Sometimes its like the spacebar was never invented and you get such beauties as Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaugabenübertragungsgesetz

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  • [–] 22 points 10 months ago (3 children)
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    [–] 25 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    English is the funny north German dialect that moved to an island and went mental.

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  • [–] 22 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Mehrfamilienhaus = more families house / apartment

    Why new words when old words good?

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  • [–] 22 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    I never get why glove is handschuh rather than handsocke.

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    [–] 21 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    House - Haus

    Animal - Tier

    Pet - Haustier

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    [–] 20 points 10 months ago* (2 children)

    Undersea boat is my favorite German word. Why make a new word when you can mash shit together?

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    [–] 19 points 10 months ago* (2 children)

    If you like this you’ll love Chinese! A language where books were printed with literal blocks of wood!

    Yes, and the language works this way too:

    电 (diàn) : lightning

    脑 (nǎo) : brain

    电脑 : computer

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    [–] 17 points 10 months ago (8 children)

    I suspect every language does this to some extent. Some good examples from Japanese:

    靴 = shoes 下 = under 靴下 = socks

    手 = hand 紙 = paper 手紙 = letter

    歯 = teeth 車 = wheel 歯車 = cog / gear

    火 = fire 山 = mountain 火山 = volcano

    Sadly (?) the Japanese compounds are often only compounds of the symbols, not the spoken words.

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    [–] 16 points 10 months ago* (1 child)

    Ah yes, the re-frigid-air-inator

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    [–] 12 points 10 months ago* (6 children)

    Norway has some of the allegedly most unhinged word constructions via "cake". It had the modern meaning of a baked sweet, but also any sorta roundish cooked thing that is not sweet, and the old meaning of "any hard lumped mass".

    So we have, in order of descending sanity:

    • Bløtkake - soft cake, sponge cake
    • Småkake - small cake, cookie
    • Kjøttkake - meat cake, ground meat patties
    • Fiskekake - fish cake, ground fish meat patties
    • Oljekake - oil cake, lump of mass left after pressing oil out of linseeds
    • Blodkake - blood cake, lump of dried blood
    • Morkake - mother cake, placenta
    • Kukake - cow cake, cow poop
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    [–] 10 points 10 months ago

    Afrikaans:

    Vries - Freeze Kas - Cupboard/Closet

    Vrieskas -> Freezer

    Ys - Ice Kas - Cupboard/Closet

    Yskas -> Fridge 🤷

    Troetel - Cuddle / Pet (verb) / pamper Dier - Animal

    Troeteldier -> Pet animal

    Duik - Dive Boot - Boat

    Duikboot -> submarine

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Now do Gloves = Handschuhe


    Hand Shoes!

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    [–] 8 points 10 months ago

    Ich liebe diese handgedrechselten Umlaute 💖

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    You won't believe how to spell vacuum cleaner in German !

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    [–] 7 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Mandarin-Chinese:

    冰 = ice
    箱 = box
    冰箱 = ice box (refrigerator/freezer)

    or in Cantonese:

    雪 = snow
    櫃 = cabinet
    雪櫃 = snow cabinet (refrigerator/freezer)

    usually 上層 "upper level" is used to indicate the freezing part (急凍/雪藏), like where you out ice cream, for example; 下層 "lower level" is used to refer to the non-freezing part, like where you put fruits, for example. Because every fridge we had was designed like that.

    Also fun fact: 電腦 means "electric" + " brain" (aka: computer)

    飛機 = "flying" + "machine" (aka: airplane)

    Feel free to ask questions. I'm bored and wanna see how much I know.

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    [–] 7 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    English is so pathetic. A Cupboard is not a board and it's not just for cups. Then they add insult to injury by just failing to coin the word chillgrill.

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