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He had loco motives

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He was a rail bad hombré.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

And how do you gauge that? Maybe he was just letting off some steam.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, this joke is just getting off track.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He even signalled before getting off.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And yet this conversation seems to have derailed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

no, it seems right on track.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Every decision in his life is wrong, you just can't let him choo-choose for himself.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I just dropped this one on my husband. I made it seem like it was an actual headline I’d just seen on my phone. I think he’s looking for a divorce lawyer now.

I regret nothing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is so awful it's funny. You've truly mastered the spirit of a dad joke.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I heard he had to tren for that job too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago