If you can’t tell the difference between the Holy Spirit and your own bigotry, you shouldn’t be listening to those voices in your head.

Holy shit

Yes, yes, and Jesus himself saved you that parking spot you just sniped from someone else, while almost taking off their front fender in the process.

Catholic schools should have been abolished decades ago, why does one sect of one religion get special treatment in our education system?

The Holy Spirit told me she is full of shit.

Unless proof of the existence of this "holy spirit" exists I am calling this bullshit.