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damn u guys are so fucking weird

yea i'm talking about you specifically. <3 u.

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (1 children)

being "normal" in a country like the US is truly the freakiest type of person to be

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Being normal there is a conscious practice you have to remember everyday and it actively destroys your soul

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The last time I touched grass I got bit by a turtle. Never again.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Hopefully not an alligator snapping turtle.Those are some mean beasts I tell ya. Never have meet them in real life. They got a reputation though.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Your moms box turtle

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

The hitting kind

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Silly hexbears, I'm not weird, I'm just your average Hollywood celebrity who was here to promote my latest movie but then started to post here for whatever reason.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Please ask me about rampart

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Since Harley voted for Bernie in 2016, do you think she would have gone on Chapo?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oi Margot, ya owe me a bag of goon and half a deck of Winnie blues from state of origin at Damo's house last year ya gronk. Stop posting and pay me back some durries, I'm fangin'.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Stop posting

No.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Hey it's Marbun Rowboy!

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (3 children)

i hate the average person i see where i live. lumpy suburban kulaks who only notice you if they need to call the cops or complain to your manager, and ignorant bigot trailer park dwelling workers with no personal hygiene. someone i know works at a gas station and the mens room frequently lacks soap because no one orders it, and no man that uses the bathroom ever tells anyone it's out, they just go about their day with shit covered hands. every man entering that bathroom on one of those days has shit or piss covered hands. my mechanic acquaintance is a misogynist predator of high school girls and refuses to wear gloves at work (his coworkers call them "b***h mittens") or to wash his hands, he like 1/3rd of all the people here have permanently black hands from the car oil/grease. not because they can't afford gloves or water or soap, but because it's "unmanly" or something to practice basic hygiene. almost every house here has an anti-abortion election sign up, there is a major catholic church downtown putting the signs up everywhere. i have seen homophobes protesting against trans rights at random gas stations, not even in a public foot traffic zone.

anyone that can be normal here is a soul-less ghoul person or a philosophical zombie with no internal beliefs, opinions, or passions. if you did have a soul once the suburbs have taken it, the very architecture is hostile to the human spirit.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

permanently black hands from the car oil/grease

Get these morons some orange soap

But seriously they're trading off years of their lives for machismo. Used engine oil is carcinogenic, it won't kill you from once or twice but if it's an occupational hazard for you and you don't wear gloves you will probably get cancer. I wear fabric gloves for normal mechanic stuff and latex ones for oil changes / brakes / similarly messy jobs.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i have had that exact conversation with this guy, but since then i found out the whole 'goes after significantly younger girls' thing and care significantly less about his health lol. i thought they were just a mis-educated edgy idiot but i should have known from the constant 'just joking' nazi and hitler references.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

i have had that exact conversation with this guy, but since then i found out the whole 'goes after significantly younger girls' thing and care significantly less about his health lol. i thought they were just a mis-educated edgy idiot but i should have known from the constant 'just joking' nazi and hitler references.

Chuds like to talk about "NPCs" while they themselves seem to get rolled out from a chud factory.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

based and anti-suburb pilled

Death to America

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Piss covered hands" - okay i understand wiping to poop, but if you're getting piss on your hands while peeing I think you're doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The opposite of weird is boring so I will continue posting bugs and making completely fucking unhinged jokes

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

Imagine not being weird

Couldnt be me

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

i spend enough energy suppressing the weirdness in real life
i'm not doing it for you scallywags

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have you ever talked to a "normal" person? Everyone's a complete fucking weirdo that gets up to the daftest shit, most people just present as what they think is normal in public.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

I'm not weird, I'm not weird! I scream as I slowly shrink into a weird cob.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Infinite Weirdness in Infinite Combinations galaxy-brain

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

The true path to enlightenment

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Proud to be here with my weird comrades and our fifty thousand emojis. Eventually we'll just communicate through emojis. Like some kind of triumph of hieroglyphics.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

We're not weird, we're eccentric

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Listen, I appear normal from a middle distance, if you squint a little bit

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I think you have to be at least a little bit weird/crazy to be a communist these days, which predicates on one being able to question reality in the first place.

If you had been normal and well adjusted, you’d just consume and buy into all the mainstream propaganda being thrown at you without questioning them at all.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Being well adjusted by normie terms. Like doing road rage because you’re miserable all the time but unwilling to do any critical analysis about why so you’re a live wire. Then you get drunk with your buds and say a bunch of degrading things to eachother and claim it’s just proof you’re real friends to the end. All while complaining about your annoying wife who you’ve been emotionally unavailable to for a decade but it’s her fault not yours. And don’t get you started about your weird Bernie bro cousin who doesn’t understand how the world works! Then you get in bed with a tear in your eye because America is the greatest country on earth and have a fitful night of undiagnosed sleep apnea.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This tracks. I’ve been called weird my entire life and only this past year have I learned thanks to the neurodiverse comm that I’m probs autistic

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yeah but ever since I became a communist everything fucking sucks when you actually look deeper into it from a Marxist lens and I don't know how to be happy lmao

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

You're welcome

I will continue the good work

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Same. Thanks for posting.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

The wonders of online anonymity

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Wtf is "normal" anyway? Who gets to decide what normal means? What counts as abnormal? I have no clue, but I sure as hell hope I'm not a normal dude

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Socially enforced baseline acceptable public behavior

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Wtf is "normal" anyway? Who gets to decide what normal means? What counts as abnormal?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I <3 you too 😘

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