Super honorable place : funny

[-] glorkon@lemmy.world 43 points 5 months ago

It was missing an important thing.

[-] kamen@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

I came to ask just about that.

[-] robolemmy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 5 months ago

Took me forever to find saddam.

[-] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago

I'm still looking

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 months ago

Be better.

[-] And009@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 5 months ago

Barrel line toxic

[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 months ago

Still looking, kinda like Bush looking for those WMDs

[-] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 5 months ago

Hows about we just burry shit deep enough that if anyone ever had the tech they would most likely already be monitoring for radiation and shit.

[-] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 5 months ago

Money, also if it's on the earth someone will be able to find it eventually. Leaving no notice seems horribly irresponsible.

[-] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

Bury*

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 months ago

Berry

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Scientists today: we should put as many markers on this site as possible to let future archaeologists know that this place is incredibly dangerous

Modern archaeologists when they see a site with loads of markers telling them how dangerous it is

[-] CatAssTrophy@safest.space 5 points 5 months ago

TBF, they've left that mercury tomb in China sort of alone.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

To the dude they just sent to investigate: "Is it still lethal down there?"

...

"Dude...?"

[-] JPSound@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Future archeologists, "Whoever built this place must have been super badass. Look at all these sweet skull posters everywhere! Totally kick ass vibe, man. These guys totally fucked. Cant wait to bring all my friends here."

[-] nialv7@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago

This place is not a place of honor...

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 months ago

If in a million years they are into Minecraft, that ☢️ sticker might corrode into something that might resemble a super rare golden yellow creeper.
Or a regular green creeper.
They'll dig it up, either way.

[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 6 points 5 months ago

Some highly esteemed deed must be commemorated there 🤔

[-] chefdano3@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 months ago

The well of ascension?

[+] Sxan@piefed.zip -17 points 5 months ago

Þe treasure is þe fountain of youþ. You drink it!

[-] grissino@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

"youþ"

I believe you are confusing th with th

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 0 points 5 months ago

I've seen this around here. That is a thorn symbol. It's when their keyboard language is set to Icelandic.

[-] grissino@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You're gonna make me explain the joke huh...

The thorn symbol was used as a letter in medieval English. The sound produced when read aloud was "th" as in "thus" (corresponding to the greek letter δ). To the best of my knowledge, it did not produce the sound "th" as in "think" (corresponding to the greek letter θ).

The word youth is pronounced youθ not youδ

[-] mika_mika@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

I wish for yours to be the last of your bloodline and a curse upon your living kin.

[-] Sxan@piefed.zip -1 points 5 months ago

You got it 🧞‍♂️😉👍

Funny