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Furthermore, eyebrows are facial hair and everyone who has eyebrows also has visible facial hair.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Eyebrows are Eyestaches

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you have a unibrow is that your face's moustache?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

For real. If you have a monobrow, its the same line than on the mustache

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Eyelashes? Soul patches.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Now I wish I had eye beards so I could have eye goatees.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Brandon Sanderson's Stormlight Archive books have an entire country of people whose eyebrows grow very long. I guess that would qualify as eye beards

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I really wish I could swirl them like a manly moustache.

[–] Squirrel 4 points 1 year ago

I could probably do this, if I stopped trimming them...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Try harder damnit!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Correct. Mine are handlebars.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

But are mustaches below your nose or above your lips?? hmmm

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Wouldn’t they be toupés or hair pieces?