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[–] 166 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 child)

Whenever theytry to make Pvt Bonespurs look “manly” it always looks so sad and desperate

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  • [–] 45 points 10 months ago

    It serves nicely as an opportunity to remind onlookers that Trump avoided military service using his supposed 'bone spurs' as a reason he was unfit, though. Nothing like reminding these idiots that their tough guy is that tough

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  • [–] 149 points 10 months ago (3 children)
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    [–] 89 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    They are literally trying to turn Americans into the Covenant tho. Religious warriors.

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  • [–] 40 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    The Covenant might be religious fanatics but they're actually capable of working with other religious fanatics, in mutual cooperation.

    MAGAs are more like Species 8472, utterly hostile to anything that doesn't conform to their very narrow and ill informed worldview, even to the point of being hostile to potential allies, thus alienating them.

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  • [–] 84 points 10 months ago (6 children)

    Where the Trump-as-Master Chief post is merely cringeworthy, the Homeland Security message is flat-out dangerous. Comparing immigrants in the US to a parasitic alien life form that infects and annihilates advanced societies is not deeply offensive, it's also rooted in the worst of human history: As seen in the untermenschen of the Holocaust and "cockroaches" in Rwanda, to name a couple recent examples, dehumanizing the "other" so you can more easily inflict cruelty, injustice, and horrors upon them is hardly a new technique, and the US government's messaging was not subtle.

    You might think that using imagery from one of its best known videogames in a call to "destroy" immigrants would prompt Microsoft to action, or at least to express some small modicum of disapproval. For now, at least, you would be wrong: Rather like Nintendo, which eagerly picks copyright fights it knows it can win but kept its mouth tightly zipped when Homeland Security used Pokémon to promote violent immigration raids, a representative told PC Gamer that "Microsoft does not have anything to share on this matter."

    Unexpectedly good political commentary from checks notes PC Gamer

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    [–] 77 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

    Microsoft is a criminal organisation that thrives on corruption (no real action being taken with respect to anti trust proceedings is still relevant today).

    Crime isn't only about someone stealing your phone, extracting many billion of dollars via oligopolistic methods of limiting competition and leaving people with no other option than to use their products (irrespective of price or feature considerations) is also criminal activity.

    They are not going to fight the US administratorion on this.

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  • [–] 66 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    How many Microsoft executives are on the Epstein files?

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  • [–] 61 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    ... Did they not realize that the UNSC is an authoritarian fascist organization, and the Spartan program was originally aimed at fighting "rebels" who wanted to have control over the planets they lived on?

    Literally the MC was kidnapped and experimented on to become a killing machine for the military junta for the express purpose of murdering colonists. No pay, no benefits, no end of contract.

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  • [–] 39 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Just like with Starship Troopers, satire like this goes flying over people's heads so low and fast, it breaks the sound barrier and loosens dentalwork.

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  • [–] 19 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    Yeah. I'm waiting on them to show ICE agents as helldivers or something. That IP could not be more clear about it's parody of the far right "freedom" quislings.

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    I'm actually starting to think it's on purpose. Just like with spam email with misspellings and the kind of ear-marks that warns off smart people, the only ones left to click on "win a free iphone" are easily duped. Going after people that are drawn in by iconography and optics, but fail to understand nuance and the substance behind them, may be entirely the point.

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    [–] 47 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    I hate this fucking timeline.

    I used to be a Halo fan, Microsoft ruined it.

    I used to want to travel to the US, MAGA ruined it.

    I used to have ambition for the future, a bunch of crusty old fucks ruined it.

    I used to enjoy life. This incessant hatred and uglyness ruined it.

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  • [–] 27 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Find your thing, mute the rest.

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Big wisdom in this.

    Don't assume it is "checking out" from society or taking the easy way out. The news will find you, don't worry. Plus maintaining focus on your thing is something that can take significant effort.

    I have noticed that the smaller I make my world, the happier I am. My free time goes into my family, friends, hobbies, and pets (which I guess is a big subset of the hobbies). I think a big part of the benefit is not just focusing on the people who can have the biggest effect on my life, but focusing on the people whose life I can improve the most with my involvement.

    Our brains evolved to keep tabs on our clan or our village, not to monitor the events of the entire Earth in near real time, as if we're going to do anything with that information. In fact, I think that "need" to be informed is often just an addiction manufactured by the need to drive engagement to validate 24/7 news as a business model.

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    [–] 44 points 10 months ago* (4 children)

    Microsoft declines to comment

    More like 'Microsoft approves of this imagery'

    Silence is consent, be it from approval or cowardice, the outcome is the same.

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    [–] 35 points 10 months ago

    Microsoft are a bunch of pussies also release the Epstein files!

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  • [–] 35 points 10 months ago* (1 child)

    Microsoft declined to comment

    Microsoft was completely OK with this

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    [–] 35 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    ...So you separate children from their parents at the age of six and abuse them? Yeah, that sounds pretty accurate.

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    [–] 34 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    It's piss colored, and that makes it accurate.

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  • [–] 31 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    The current government strategy of illegal use of copyrighted materials, often with the full understanding that the artist/IP owners will not consent to it should really have a harsher punishment to it. The DHS social media pages in particular keep using songs without artist permission because they know it will be taken down but by that point it doesn’t matter and they just steal another song. Given that the use of these songs implies tacit approval from the artist, this should absolutely count as the rights of the artists to free speech are being infringed upon.

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    [–] 27 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Lmao that fat fuck could not fit in that suit.

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    [–] 22 points 10 months ago

    Homelander-ass post

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  • [–] 22 points 10 months ago

    Draft dodger say what?

    Also, that flag would only have been valid for a week in 1889.

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  • [–] 20 points 10 months ago

    I would threaten to not buy any more Halo games but I haven't bought one in like a decade so I recognize there's not much bite there.

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    Microsoft declining to comment may as well be a confession that they gave this shit the go-ahead

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  • [–] 18 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    I don't know what's worse, that Microsoft may have given them the go-ahead or that they did it knowing Microsoft would be too scared to say something.

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    [–] 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 child)

    It's another form of kissing the ring. They know it's bad for business but there's the implied threat that if they retaliate the FCC will grind the company to a hault.

    So it's a way of reminding them of their loyalty and extending the president's influence beyond it's legal limits, very common tactic during the 1940's of a particular country's history.

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  • [–] 16 points 10 months ago

    Master Queef

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  • [+] 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 child)
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    [–] 12 points 10 months ago

    The CEO of Microsoft is deep throating Trump regularly. The company won't do anything.

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    I'm sure if Satya Nadal were to become a target of ICE he'd have a comment.

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago

    Bootlicking cowards.

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Whenever you think the Turd Reich can't get more stupid and ridiculous they actually go and do it.

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