I'm sorry, spider, but it's this or the mercy of the cats.

You rather die now?

Spider bro.

This take could swing from normal all the way to unhinged depending on the number and size the spiders

Same here, although they're not catching much of the current infestation of Maple/Boxelder bugs.

I like their look and dopey panicked movements when they notice you watching them, but the cute looks get old when there's 20 sunbathing on the wrong side of the kitchen window.

I have off-limits places: where I sleep and in the shower. If I can’t reach them and they’re there… unfortunately they get the hand vac. Otherwise, it’s time to bring out and index card and Dedicated Spider Cup. It’s outside if it’s not winter, and basement if it’s winter.

I love that the bear also uses a cup and napkin 😂

Alien invasion!

That’s cold… as ICE

That guy is the reason why all spiders get the impediment of the doubt from me.

They're all good, until I notice them. That's my policy

I had one plop off the ceiling onto my shoulder while I was working a few weeks ago. Took a pic and sent it to my daughters to remind them spiders are our friends and then took him off my shoulder and put him on the ground.

My philosophy... if he's surviving in my house, he's eating bugs and providing a service.

So they got a name, not names.

Funny, I expect all penguins to have that name.

Right, spiders at home are very usefull

https://www.iflscience.com/australian-man-explains-why-he-let-a-spider-the-size-of-his-face-live-in-his-house-for-a-year-66740

Maybe it depends on where you live, but I always find the same spiders living in gardens or on the side of a shed or something, so I've never been worried about that except in winter.

You have the right to be judged by a jury of your fears.

96 eyes all judging me.

I would have thought a spider was impossible to pet had I not seen this. Chill little fella.

Spiders eat those things. That guy up there called those eating meat hypocrites but they're a little off missing this fact.

People who save spiders and eat meat do it because they're not hypocrites. They respect their own kind.

It says not bothering anyone.