Blurggg.

Had a chat w/ bro last night. Dude is flat out gunning for ol' girls' coin.

Bit of history, back in the day daughters were often left out of wills and the boys got everything. O'l girl was left out and her brothers got everything. Her mum though (my grandmother) left her (and ony her) everything of hers including the proceeds from the sale of her house because the same shit probably happened to her (back in the day before property shit so hardly enough these days for a deposit lol). But it's hers.

Anyway ol' boy transferred that coin (with her permission) into something joint that actually gets interest which is fine. Now bro is demanding a slice of it. Now the ol' boy would have to agree (which he won't).

I can't believe this cunt.

Been thinking about this all morning. At a loss on what to do. Something tells me to stay out. But at the same time ol' girl might feel like she has no agency.. it's her coin after all.

Just feels like sharks circling the pool.

Think of the loudest yet funniest snoring sound a cat can make.

And that's why I've been awake since 4am lol

Got the $50 tucker fucker from BigW. Heated up last night's apricot-tofu and it worked a treat. It's way smaller than my giant dead Smeg so that's a bonus too.

I think a bogan slapper at the shopping centre took minor issue with the gay flag sewn on my jacket. Honey you never had a chance. Last week (while wearing the jacket) I bumped into a particularity attractive girl on the tram on the way to the show and when I apologised, she grabbed my forearm and patted it saying everything was okay. As much as I'm glad to represent a safe space for my homies the flag represents I feel I'm stealing a bit of homo-valor in that all these people are being a bit nicer to me for supporting the rainbow flag people. And the people it repels, I want to repel, so it's a bonus on the far side too.

The hot manager at my woolies is working this morning. He's so fucking hot 😭😂 he's dyed his hair from solid black, to black with streaks of hot pink and I'm DYING OVER HERE 💀 so hot

Alright getting rid of the iPhone later today and grabbing a Samsung.

Never again lol

Edit: cafe gave me a normal coffee instead of decaf. Only had a few sips but it fucked me up. I’m done with coffee in general. Fuck it.

Today is International Artist Day. 🎨

we can use this day to be inspired to do something arty

we can sort through stuff, read an art book, write about projects in a note book, visit a museum :)

Had a nightmare I was being waterboarded with red wine (wineboarded?) in the rafters of an empty theatre by a certain musky rat. Brain, respectfully... what the fuck.

Measure first! Dratted Death Star won't fit in temp location. I'd like my table back please.

Today I am going to Pentridge to see Frankenstein. Yay :)

Right. Market time. Then friend time. Then computer admin time.

Did you think I’d give up that easy, pirated audio application?

Fuck you I win hahaha

Market run complete. I’m going to use the afternoon to UnKAOS my shit

It's good to see you got home safely YB.

Unraveled the unfinished string bag because it felt like the yarn would do more good as a crocheted blanket. Fighting with dang twisting stitches. Why are hobbies not fun 😑

Heard a little sneeze outside and it’s the black cat in my yard hooking into Melbcat’s potted cat grass! (I rotate multiple pots between indoor and outdoor to allow sun and rain while regrowing from being eaten.)

Thankfully she hasn’t seen him to get distressed about him being in her territory. She’s tucked under the blanket. But I’m a little bit worried about traces of his saliva on her grass.

She gets vaccinated but at her age her immune system is vulnerable and the antibiotics she’s on have the risk to make her further immunocompromised. He runs around day and night with no collar on so I’m going to assume no shots. He also hunts.

Loud ass fireworks. Get off my lawn

The tab key on my keyboard has started sticking for no obvious reason. All of my workflows that involved multiple tab presses have been completely messed up.

Celebrity Traitors UK is the best show on the telly rn. So funny.

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I am drinking beer and watching horsies. Life ain't so bad

Delicious snags for dinner

It was kinda slim pickings at the farmers market today but I did pick up some yummy greens. And I got a Kenyan BBQ seasoning that is currently cooking on some chicken. Oh and randomly picked up some rakia. So a strange haul but good.

Today i set out to see if i can buy a 45cm undermount dishwasher off the shelf