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[–] 101 points 10 months ago (5 children)

"We used to mark them 'summer mix' and put them in a soft case full of them in the car, which was the style at the time"

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  • [–] 46 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    You would change your disc at a red light, as tradition tells

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    "Look grandpa, I found this box full of save icons in your old stuff"

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    [–] 32 points 10 months ago (3 children)
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  • [–] 23 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Wait until they hear we ripped them after burning them

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    [–] 23 points 10 months ago (9 children)

    I burned a CD just a few days ago.

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  • [–] 23 points 10 months ago (8 children)

    I just punched a card yesterday.

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  • [–] 23 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    I inscribed a clay tablet just this morning

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  • [–] 22 points 10 months ago (4 children)
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    [–] 20 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Back in my day we burned a lot of CDs…

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    [–] 19 points 10 months ago* (6 children)

    I made some DVDs for someone recently. First I had to dig out my old laptop that has a drive. Then install authoring and burning software.

    All the help forum posts that I found were at least 15 years old, I'm amazed that any of the recommended software still existed.

    I found that I still had two plastic tubes of DVD+Rs!

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    [–] 14 points 10 months ago* (1 child)

    You had to monitor the computer, if any program started or did anything weird, it could cause the entire disc to be destroyed, and you had to start over

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    [–] 13 points 10 months ago

    A CD is a Certificate of Deposit. You see, back in the 1900s, our parents had this thing called DISPOSABLE INCOME thought to be a myth, but trust me, it was real. People had so much money they wouldn’t starve to death if they didn’t work overtime.

    Anyway, they needed a place to put it, so get this: they could deposit it into an account, and it would actually grow! Then they’d get a Certificate of Deposit to verify they really gave the bank the money because—guess what—it wasn’t a scam! They got the money back! I know, right? Amazing.

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  • [–] 13 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    Low effort joke

    When I was your age, we used to own our music. It worked offline and we could copy it to other devices.

    Tangent

    Why aren't Normies speaking up about everything needing internet? Street navigation, music, videos, reading, games, etc. Are all things that would work brilliantly normally, no server required. Why does no one realise, that if the server disappears, so does in effect their personal property? If it is tethered to a server, it's broken, because the server will disappear, the question is only when.

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    [–] 13 points 10 months ago (12 children)

    Cds are digital data storage discs that are etched in microscopic 1's and 0's in a microscopic spiral with a laser, and then later read back with lasers. You can only write them once but you can read them a million times. So grammatically, in the same way you "nuke" food in a microwave, you "burn" a cd in a cd drive that is capable of writing cds.

    Maybe someday we can have cheap (cheaper than other storage media per gb), durable (last at least my lifetime), terabyte, fast read optical media. I would love to permanently store lots of stuff that doesn't ever need to be rewritten.

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago* (2 children)

    Well you etch pits you don't actually use numbers. Also it's not a spiral, it's not a record player it's not been read by physical stylus so you don't need a guide, they're just concentric circles.

    You start the disc off as a zero, then whenever you need to transition to a one you etch a pit, then it will continue to read that as one until you etch another pit and flip back to zero. So the sequence 0111001 would be etched as _.__.__.

    Discs can also be overwritten, and used multiple times, you just wipe the entire top layer off and start again on the layer below, only really cheap CDs were single use.

    As for the future there are already experimental crystal storage solutions (made out of artificial diamond so it would be essentially indestructible) which really are single use, but they can store hundreds of petabytes of data so you would probably just treat them as if they were rewritable. There's also DNA storage but the equipment to save and read the data is nowhere near commercially viable yet.

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    [–] 13 points 10 months ago

    I'm a school bus driver and I'm not even joking when I say I blew my kids' minds with a burned CD the other day. My daughter asked me to make one of the KPop Demon Hunters soundtrack. One kid asked how I got it on CD and when I showed him a burned disc complete with sharpie label his response was just, "Wait you can do that?!"

    Made me feel old as hell.

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  • [–] 13 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Maybe it’s finally time to throw out the half finished pack of blank cds away. They’ve been sitting on my bookshelf for 20 years

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Not having lived through it is fine; being unable to google a couple of words is just virtue signalling how lazy you are, especially considering this is probably coming from someone who's glued to their phone all day.

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    [–] 11 points 10 months ago

    Well of course the first step is to tie an onion to your belt. You can't burn CDs if you're not stylish.

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    [–] 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (5 children)

    See, I had a 6 cd rack for burning but I never learned why it was called burning. Every time I asked in irc, they said something to the effect of “head to the doctor, you should get that looked at.” Any kind lemming care to elucidate me?

    Edit: finally I can rest in peace (and go to the doctor)

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  • [–] 23 points 10 months ago

    Sure! It's called "burning a CD" because you are literally burning it. You are using a laser to burn or etch a texture into the CD that can be read by the lasers in other CD drives.

    Anyone more knowledgeable than me is more than welcome to add details and correct whatever I got wrong. I know the basic concept, but I'm no CD engineer.

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  • [–] 17 points 10 months ago* (2 children)

    Edit: The original explanation I had here was that a laser burns pits in the CD material but that was wrong, apparently only pressed discs use physical pits in the material. The laser used in a home CD burner changes the color of a photosensitive dye on a recordable CD. So I think actually "burning" is due to a misunderstanding (which I had until I just looked it up) of how a home CD writer works.

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago

    There was a downloader called lime wire, it was a simpler time.

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago (1 child)
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    [–] 8 points 10 months ago

    Back in the day here in Finland we ordered bulk of cd/dvd r and rw’s from Åland Islands (autonomous region of Finland). They were cheaper thanks to taxes loophole. I still had 20 pcs of dvd’s from those days and burned them all to save some space on my pc.

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    I grew up with cassette tapes. I know what the connection is between a cassette and a biro....

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    [–] 7 points 10 months ago

    It's what nazis and christians burned before books were invented

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