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[-] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

what's the chances one of those shitty "pay $10 a week to find out what your cat is saying" apps actually works and tells the truth but it's buried underneath mountains of app store slop?

[-] iloveDigit@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 months ago

0% because cats encrypt their communications with AES256

[-] lena@gregtech.eu 3 points 4 months ago

You could do a MITM attack while they exchange public keys

[-] iloveDigit@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

You can't decrypt anything with the public keys though, wouldn't work

[-] lena@gregtech.eu 3 points 4 months ago

You could intercept their communications and replace the public key one sends with your own, and when the other tries to send a message to the first (to your public key instead of the cat's) you get access to the message's contents and then reencrypt it to the correct public key.

[-] iloveDigit@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

You'd need to know how they encode the data in their meows, which is really hard to analyze because the data being encrypted makes it seem like random noise

And then cats have really good ears, so you'd need to be a highly professional parrot or voice actor or something to convince the cat it's hearing the cat you want it to think it's hearing with your key in the exchange. Phone speakers wouldn't be enough

[-] GrilledCheese@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 months ago

Promise? 🥹

[-] scuppie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 months ago

I thought that was Kent from Stardew Valley in the back at first

[-] NoPanko@feddit.uk 2 points 4 months ago
[-] simple@piefed.social 10 points 4 months ago

it's octopath traveler 2. Great game by the way

[-] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

Okay good, I've been eyeballing these games for a while wanting some proper pixellation in my games!

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

2? i still need to finish 1 dammit

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