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[–] [email protected] 89 points 11 months ago (25 children)

Riker = Horny, trombonist, scolds you for believing fake stories

Picard = Likes tea, traumatized by patio lights

Janeway = Murderous criminal

Sisko = The cooler murderous criminal

That about covers it.

[–] [email protected] 80 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Don't forget the suffering Irishman.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That’s not really science fiction though.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Here's the thing about science fiction. It is just regular fiction set in the future.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Also all characters of all Star Trek shows are portrayed by Jeffrey Combs only.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (2 children)

She’s not a murderous criminal. She’s magnificent.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (2 children)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I forgot about this lol, it was a great episode

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Was watching it again not too long ago. Such a fucking amazing episode

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

delete the wife-janeway

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

facts

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago

I like your funny words, space man

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 11 months ago (4 children)

You'll turn into us... slowly but surely. Sooner than later you'll think something looks really cool and then look it up on YouTube. You'll look up a few more clips then go "Eh, why not give this show a try." From there it's a slippery slope into bliss, my friend.

Welcome to the subspace fold.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I can already feel myself slipping, all these flashing gifs... there mesmerizing...

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (13 children)

I mean doesn't this shit just look super cool?

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Same. It's like the most active community on Lemmy

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

I am so proud that this place is too. Definitely happy to call it home.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago (3 children)

The shit in this community is hilarious even tho i havent watched a single star treck episode in my life.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This sub made me start on Star Trek TNG. I'm finishing the show up this week. I don't regret a single thing. Thank you Lemmy!

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago (3 children)

This is accurate because it's pretty much canon that Spock never watched a single episode of Star Trek either.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (4 children)

"Crew of Enterprise finds out they're characters in a TV show" sounds like a genuine concept for an episode.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (3 children)

... That's kinda upsidedown Galaxy Quest.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Posts from this community popping up from time to time was actually what pushed me to start watching a few weeks ago. So, a big thank you to you all!

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I watched all seasons of The Orville. Does that count for anything?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That credit can be transferred as either the first season of Star Trek: Lower Decks or the Strange New Worlds Fantasy/Crossover/Musical episodes.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (17 children)

So many people chiming in that they haven't watched Star Trek.

You monsters.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Everyone knows Darth Vader is Frodos dad so no need to

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Whatever you do, DON'T PROVOKE THE BORG

q yelling at kid

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

Seven of Nine: Skintight leotards.

Deanna Troy: Also skintight leotards, but less often.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (8 children)

The best captain was of course Cpt Janeway. Fight me

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (5 children)

It is because of this shit that I'm now finished with Discovery, Lower Decks, 5 episodes into SNW, 20 Episodes into ENT, and 1.75 seasons through TOS.

What an Inspiring place 🖖

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I watched Picard's Flute at the recommendation of a friend 10+ years ago. I'm assuming every episode is as perfect. Never watched another episode. Welcome the the club.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I feel like this is an easily solved problem 😹

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

orville white alien dudes chanting watch trek

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

Wow there are more if us than I thought

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Honestly, all the memes is what got me to start watching Next Gen, and I'm so glad I did.

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