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[–] [email protected] 141 points 1 year ago (1 children)

God I hate this shit. Ffs Amy it is LITERALLY A CRIME TO VOICE SUPPORT FOR PALESTINIANS IN SEVERAL EUROPEAN COUNTRIES. THERE ARE TWO FUCKING CARRIER BATTLE GROUPS ON THEIR WAY TO GAZA AND THE US IS EMPTYING IT'S STORES SO ISRAEL CAN KEEP DOING GENOCIDE. SHUT THE ENTIRE FUCK UP.

[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 year ago

No, no, she's right. Chuck Schumer's nepo baby celebrity millionaire niece, who lives in a giant mansion in Los Angeles, is the real victim of worldwide oppression.

[–] [email protected] 127 points 1 year ago (1 children)

first I came for the communists, because I am a liberal

[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 year ago (4 children)

First i came for the communists because theyre hot

[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Ironically, the USSR was one of i believe two nations in the entire world that did not have strict quotas on the number of Jewish refugees allowed to enter. While every other country in the west turned Jewish people away to die in the camps, the USSR took in something like 1 or 1.5 million Jewish refugees fleeing the Nazis.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

And after the war, when everyone knew much much the Jewish people of Europe had suffered, the US and UK balked at accepting Jewish refugees. But hey, uhhhh… how about you move to some land over here in the Middle East.

The creation of Israel was basically a voluntary Madagascar Plan (voluntary only on the part of the settlers, I mean).

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Russia created an eastern jewish oblast, likely as part of a plan to populate the east. If that had became the Jewish state, the world might not be in this predicament.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_Autonomous_Oblast

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

Yeah. It never really took off. It was way way far away from anything. It did have a pretty cool Yiddish culture during it's heyday though. afaik there were two things going on - Folks didn't want to live on the far side of the eastern edge of the world, and I think a lot of Soviet Jewish people were very secular and not that excited about having a Jewish admin area.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

Hell yea I'm hot

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Unironically, because women had income and the right to divorce, they reported more pleasure from sex in communist countries. Communists are just hotter.

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[–] [email protected] 110 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What exactly did she do to stand up for LGBTQ, immigrants, and the black community?

[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 year ago

Stole their jokes

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[–] [email protected] 96 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The fuck does she mean "Then they came for the black community" what order of operations is this absolute bullshit

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Uses the word "first"

Does not describe indigenous genocide

Does not describe slavery

The Amerikkkan history understander has arrived.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The only thing I have ever heard in regards to the black community is how she wants to have a relationship with a black man for social humiliation.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

jesse-wtf did she actually say this?

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yeah, it makes no sense, unless your brain is run entirely on lib brainworms

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 year ago (2 children)

She made jokes about not dating poc because she likes "men who have a job." Attending peaceful protests and posting shit on Instagram doesn't automatically make you an ally, especially when you base your career around making fun of those various groups for cheap laughs.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (5 children)

"I said vagina, now laugh"

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Her joke about Latine men was even worse than that, as i remember

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah it was that she likes consensual sex. Bitch is a walking L and has the nerve to demand that people take her seriously. I'd be a lot more inclined to if she was capable of making original jokes and used some creativity instead of hack shock-jock quality humor.

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You stand alone if you ignore the military might of the entire white western world, the entire media apparatus of the white western world, and the entire population of neoliberals in the white western world. So yeah pretty alone if you ignore all that

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Well she does feel alone then, since it's only ghouls, hard to find human warmth there

[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago

"how can i make this about me"

[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We sent an aircraft carrier to backup Israel. We've given nearly $250 billion over the years to Israel. We are the ones supplying the bombs that are destroying Gaza, which is a concentration camp. There's walls all around it and the waters are patrolled by Israeli boats. We made that possible.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago

Waiting for the US army to give trans communists an aircraft carrier

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is literally just the “in this house we believe” sign. It’s certainly not a chronological account like the original poem.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Its an abomination created by fusing those cringe lib "in this house signs" with the "first they came for..." poem, not the actual poem, but the way libs half remember it. Presented by the niece of the Senate Majority Leader.

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bitch didn't stand up for any of that

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

She didn't even go to Canada when Hilary lost (like she said she would) lol

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If you have to deal with libs and that poem - let them know something that changes the context of poem completely. The writer called Hitler an "instrument sent by god" and he was only worried about the Nazis after they came for his church.

Holocaust Memorial Day Trust | Pastor Martin Niemöller

Like many Germans at the time, Niemöller believed that the Nazis and Hitler would provide strong leadership to make Germany a powerful and respected nation again. He also saw the Nazi party as a way for Germany to return to the Christian morals he thought had been abandoned, even referring to Hitler as an ‘instrument sent by god’. Niemöller’s eventual split with the Nazi party came when they started to control the German Protestant Church.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don’t think they care about any of that. Bringing up the fact that the US removed “communists” from its version is more interesting because they didn’t want people to sympathize with communists massacred by fascists.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don’t think they care about any of that.

I don't know what they care about but...

Bringing up the fact that the US removed “communists” from its version is more interesting

We care. But I don't think they care about that at all. In fact - I'd bet money on it.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well yes that's very much what the text of the poem is about

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Libs don't know the context. They think of him ~~as a good guy~~ as a neutral observer who didn't know better.

[Edit: I realize now a "good guy" is wrong.]

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I interpreted the poem as a former nazi sympathiser growing to understand why what he did was wrong

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago

Israel is the international standard bearer for cry bullies.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The most oppressed person whose cousin is a sitting US Senator.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I would oppress the shit out of them

White lady gulag

It’s just like normal life but curly fonts and cliched sayings are banned (the two combined get you solitary)

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago

What the fuck did she do? Fucking rich, white celebrity talking like she's a beheaded kibbutz baby after doing nothing for oppressed people except farming engagement with their suffering as a #resister.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago

thought-side-l-1dennis "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!" thought-side-l-2

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

On the bright side, at least she feels like she's alone.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago

Untalented nepo baby fascist

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago

Lol so this little remix of the poem is all about how you’re so righteous but no one likes you (for reasons that are fictional), meanwhile the original poem is about how undesirables are thrown to the dogs until it’s your turn. Very classy.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

yeah, what sort of surgery did they first come for? a Bong hit transplant?

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Go back to making jokes about your vagina

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How’d standing up for immigrants go Amy? Are those families together now? Huh Amy, huh? Answer the question Amy?

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I was about to come post this lmao

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