Can't see anything.

They seem well fed.

Call of Foodies

I can't think of a single reason why they shouldn't be arrested the moment they show up in Chicage. Traitors and criminals, the lot of them.

Blart Brigade

All this after Trump saying he doesn't want fat troops

🎼🎵Eatn’ gooood in your neighborhood. Sponsored by Applebee’s.

Guess the local stores already ran out of crayons

First thing they do is order a liter of cola each

These people look like uniformed ICE targets.

Judging from their bellies this is Meal Team 6?

Didn't trump say "no fatties in the army"?

It's sad how far the military standards have fallen over the last couple of decades. On the upside with shit cardio, these fat boys shouldn't be challenging to evade.

We're a tool using species. Fat fingers can pull a trigger just the same as non-fat fingers (unless they are exceptionally fat, sure I'll give you that one).

They're following an illegal order.

Drunken Pete: don’t be fat

The national guard: ^^^

I’m sure the people of Chicago will take every opportunity to thank them for their service.

First strategic stop: Chick-fil-A

Do we have verification of this photo? Also, I thought digi-cam fatigues were out nowadays since they're less effective than old-school camouflage.

Besides which, national guard don't usually get to choose their deployment. They're in Chicago, I assume, to pick up litter and guard federal buildings at the pleasure of their civilian commanders (up to the limits of what they're legally allowed to do). They're contemptable once they follow illegal orders and engage in state violence.

If this picture is accurate, Texas has a 80% obesity rate.

They’re unstoppable on their shop-mobility scooters.

It’s humorous to see following that ridiculous meeting of the generals last week.

What do Texans do when someone trespasses on their property?

Tell me this is a joke? I am not the most fit fellow but I am an Olympic athlete compared to these guys...

Why are these fat boys coming out of a moving truck?

Woah, those McDonalds in Chicago must feel really safe now