I swear this happens once a week and I make sure to flush before she ends it each time.

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[–] 64 points 3 years ago (3 children)

Does the person she is speaking with know where she is?

Loud grunting and farting noises intensify

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  • [–] 25 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Loud grunting and farting noises intensify

    This is the one time you should be "loud and proud" about doing your business.

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  • [–] 56 points 3 years ago (5 children)

    I’m a guy and I’ve experienced the same thing. I don’t get it at all. Aren’t you at all embarrassed to be conversing on the phone while dropping bombs?! And no one else sitting in a stall wants to hear your conversation! Just scroll Lemmy and leave us alone!

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  • [–] 27 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    And wash your hands you disgusting, filthy boomers. Jfc.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Thankfully I don’t see too much of that. I actually find a general lack of consideration. People talking on speakerphone, on a quiet bus commuting home from the city. No one wants to hear your conversation. I don’t get the mentality.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 years ago

    I don't get it either. I always try to stay invisible, out of the way, and polite. I think there's people that just have to be at the center of the universe, whether that universe is the restroom, subway car, CHURCH....

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  • [–] 30 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    WTF, that is super weird and kinda rude. She needs to learn how to text like the rest of us.

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  • [–] 26 points 3 years ago

    At one point we had a remote office in a bank. One of my coworkers, W, had a pretty severe intestinal condition.

    Anyway, I'm using the facilities, and one of the bankers comes in and heads to a stall. His phone rings while he's in there, which he answers. It's obviously a work call.

    By this time, I'm heading over to wash my hands, just as W slams open the door with an panicked look. He violently shoulders open a stall, drops trousers, and unleashes just an absolutely unholy flume of waste, accompanied by a couple of mercy flushes.

    "Uh, I'll call you back".

    I'm assuming lessons were learned that day.

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  • [–] 20 points 3 years ago

    Wtf just do your calls in the stairway awkwardly smiling at passing coworkers like the rest of us

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  • [–] 6 points 3 years ago

    When this happens, I make as much noise as possible to make it obvious to whoever they're speaking with that the person is talking to them in a bathroom.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago

    Imagine doing that while someone's having coffee shits a stall over. Imagine being on the other side of the line. Maybe you should drink more coffee and the problem will solve itself.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago

    You totally need to make really loud hnnnnnng....splosh noises.

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  • [–] -1 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    I don't really get why this is frustrating. Is it the risk of other people hearing you go toilet?

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago

    It's inherently unpleasant for everyone involved, except the oblivious. The restroom is just not an appropriate location for a phone call, you should be avoiding conversation and focusing on the task at hand.

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