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Picard wins overall best captain, but if the question is "crew rapport", I have to admit that Kirk did it better. He was buddy buddy with everyone and joked around with them as friends, while Picard kept a professional distance.

Hmm... that answer wasn't funny. So here's a gif:

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Thanks for the sincere answer. The straight VS seemed too easy. And I have to agree. Just look at them together:

Don't mind Spock. The rod hasn't been surgically removed yet.

[-] negativenull@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago

This exists, making Picard the winner. All other arguments are invalid.

[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 10 points 2 years ago
[-] negativenull@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

I take it back. This is also an acceptable argument.

[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 5 points 2 years ago

They work in tandem

[-] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

I see your perfect work of musical art, and raise with The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins.

[-] negativenull@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

That's the greatest thing I've ever seen

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I have no idea why I clicked on your link, knowing exactly what it was. Then I clicked it and remembered. Such a banger.

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Did he and Riker ever work together like this?

[-] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

The only question

I ever thought was hard

Was do I like Kirk

Or do I like Picard?

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago
[-] JWBananas@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

Before Key & Peele, there were... Key, & Peele.

[-] negativenull@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago
[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 5 points 2 years ago

He beamed both of them into the wormhole then ascended already, it's a competition for second place now

[-] julianh@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago
  • Personable and friendly with crew
  • Harsh when he needs to be
  • Open to different religious beliefs
  • Lets his crew have a cool bar
  • Cool dad
  • Can live with it
[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 15 points 2 years ago
[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

He's nothing, if not self sufficient. But then that's not what we're here to argue.

[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 12 points 2 years ago
[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago
[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 7 points 2 years ago

Take that Mr. Captain of a Ship With A Non-Detachable Saucer Section

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

The evidence is starting to add up.

[-] MelodiousFunk@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

If I keep saving all of these gifs I'm going to run out of storage. But... I can't just pass up gold like this.

[-] JWBananas@startrek.website 5 points 2 years ago

Maybe if Jim would fill out his reports

[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 2 points 2 years ago

Kirk doing reports?

not scientifically possible

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Should anyone feel so inclined:

[-] IzzyData@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago
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