Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

While you were galavanting about at vaudeville, I studied the blade.

Me: I wonder if they have white guys in 1890

White guys in 1890:

i hate to say it, but The Last Samurai would not have worked at the box office if they went with this guy over Tom Cruise.

that Civil War neckbeard

we've found patient zero

He doesn't know what he's unleashing into the world

omae wa mo shinde iru

Doing cultural appropriation before it was cool

Some things never change

We found him, we found Patient Zero

the og weeb

baka gaijin 😭

Now he has to kill a samurai so he can score his wife who's a total babe, that's how it works.

this photo is actually from another timeline where gunboat diplomacy backfired really hard

Pointdexter-san

Felonius Drumpf photographed in Japan, where he hid with is bone spurs to avoid fighting with the German Army in the First Samoan War.

Nothin personnel, kid

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7YAhILzSzLI