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Race Condition (programming.dev)
submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Knock knock

Race Condition

Who's there?

Source: https://mastodon.social/@fribbledom/111210722649973106

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[-] [email protected] 60 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Good one, let me try!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Race Condition

[-] [email protected] 49 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

We are not shipping your machine, @funkajunk!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Well, that's basically just containers.

[-] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago

Seems the bug is fixed, let's ship it

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

deploy on friday

[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago

"Did you get the reference? Do you need a pointer?"

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

For those who don’t understand, he mea Segmentation fault (core dumped)

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

C this guy gets it!

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

Actually made me laugh, thank you.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Same happened to me, so I decided to share!

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

I know a joke about UDP, but you might not get it.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Yeah, are you ready?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

knock knock

who's there?

threads.

threthreadsads whthreadso?

this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2023
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