Things America will not fund: healthcare, infrastructure, maternity leave
I'm awaiting for Ben Shapiro to die peacefully of natural causes next month so every college gets a statue of Charlie Kirk holding hands with a 3 foot tall mouse like the entrance to Disneyland
I wonder who is getting the contract for all the statues. Make them all out of plaster, paint them gold, get paid what I'm assuming is a huge sum and then skedaddle before they melt in the rain.
Lockheed Martin, his likeness will be made out of leftover missile parts. It's what he would have wanted
So that's why there were so many statues in rome
I never imagined that "first as tragedy, then as farce" would also apply to Horst Wessel.
we need our finest and most disrespectful shitposters to start working on "Charlie Kirk's song" so they can't have it
Add a fountain coming out of the neck so the birds can drink and shit on its big head.
I am going to smear my own shit over it if I ever see one of these
great of them to finance public unisex urinals
Meanwhile average americans "healthcare pls"
Glad they are opening up more gender neutral bathrooms!
Underrated comment
earlier this year, from the introducer of the bill above about another bill to ban ‘corporal punishment’ being used on disabled students in schools:
State Senator Shane Jett said during debate on the bill on Tuesday: "This is a top-down, socialist-aligned, ideological, unilateral divorce between parents' ability to collaborate with their local schools to establish a disciplined regimen that incudes corporal punishment. It is in violation of Scripture and ideologically aligned with socialist ideology that should not be part of this body's legislative initiatives." source
XI PLEASE DROP THE NUKES IM BEGGING YOU
He's not wrong actually, it's just insane he can say this and not be a socialist
Love to memorialize his living family, definitely doesn't read as a threat.
modern civil rights leader
lol where to even begin?
Would leading civil rights in the opposite direction count?
Like when Biden's campaign claimed he had a history of civil rights activism... They failed to mention that it was against civil rights
If a statue of Charlie Kirk pops up in your area, it should be your duty to make it more accurate by drilling a hole through the neck
drive your car into the Charleak Kirk statue and claim you thought it was a woke protestor
amazing. nobody knew who this guy was 2 weeks ago.
I think that's the rub. The media can invent whoever this guy is supposed to be because regular folks don't know who he is
Deeply unserious country.
Collapsing empire hours lmao
And people say conservatives don't fund the arts.
"Who keeps giving the conservatives art supplies?"
The Illuminatus! Trilogy has much to answer for:
The real bread was in the Colossus of Yorba Linda Foundation, which had been successfully raising money for several years to erect a heroic monument, in solid gold and ten feet taller than the statue of Liberty, honoring the martyred former president Richard Milhous Nixon. This monument, paid for entirely by the twenty million Americans who still loved and revered Nixon despite the damnable lies of the Congress, the Justice Department, the press, the TV, the law courts, et al., would stand outside Yorba Linda, Tricky Dicky's boyhood home, and scowl menacingly toward Asia, warning those [slurs] not to try to get the jump on Uncle Sammie. Beside the gigantic idol's right foot, Checkers looked adoringly upward; beneath the left foot was a crushed allegorical figure representing Cesar Chavez. The Great Man held a bunch of lettuce in his right hand and a tape recording in the left. It was all most tasteful . . .
That shit's gotta get torn down immediately.
please pass this please pass this please pass this 
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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