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[-] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago

Woah.

Hey, like, that's not "we're just having fun joke haha" stuff.

That's enemy for life shit.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 3 days ago

Could have taken the plastic circle with the small wheels instead ...

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Are we not doing upper decker anymore?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Were we ever really doing upper deckers, honestly?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

nah, not the same. You can still set small stuff in there and it might still turn. Taking the plate makes anything you set in there all uneven.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

So you keep it that way for years...

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

I'd forgive if it were returned. It's one of those 'you're my enemy until that plate gets put back in my microwave' type-shit for me.

Return-the-slab-type shit.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

It's one of those act like you don't notice, then put mens nair in their conditioner bottle so they don't understand why they are slowly losing all their hair. /s

[-] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago

You overplayed it. You should have taken the plastic wheel bearing thing underneath the glass.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Calm down there Satan.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

“Huh. Replacement microwave turntable, 21 bucks with free overnight shipping? Guess I’m trying out that new Vietnamese joint tonight.” (whistles merrily)

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

Every time this joke is posted, it gets funnier

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

I once worked at a store that had a microwave that didn’t have a turntable. It wasn’t even the oldest piece of electronic equipment in the place.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Microwaves designed for public use often don't have them. I never really knew whether it's because they don't need them because they have more magnetrons or something, or just because they prioritize easy cleaning.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Do you think this public microwave has a turntable ?

It looks like it's hard to clean.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I'm going to start putting those signs on public microwaves...

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Thats actually still a thing in the modern age. My friends have one like that. They got theirs new last year. Its also massive.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Moving magnetrons are a thing these days.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Was it any cheaper than a regular one?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

No, they are more expensive, but it's worth it because they are much better

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

A new one costs like 6 bucks.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

But where do you find the right one fitting into your microwave

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Everywhere. Most of them are the same.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Yeah had to replace mine, found out they have standard sizes based on the size of cooking space in your model of microwave

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