Why do metal keyboardists always look exactly like a metal keyboardist? Like... you all know exactly which one in this photo I'm talking about, too, right? Tell me I'm wrong.

I don't even know what band this is, or if they even have a keyboardist. But that one's definitely the keyboardist.

Ranger: “It’s getting dark and we still have no idea where they are.”

Booming voice over a crop of trees: “DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?”

Or music videos. Forests look more badass than some warehouses and when your budget is low, use the scenery around you.

I also feel that Finnish Barbers often go wanting for work.

That's a very long album title.

I’ve heard they’re looking into introducing a natural predator to help keep the populations in check.

Great! I need a new metal band for my band saw!

I wanna be a Finnish park ranger