this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I'm interested in the alternate endings.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Okay... supply side Jesus had me dying (for his sins) lol definitely gonna look up that book by Al Franken.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

People wait for him to be resurrected, but nothing happens. He dies for real.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

And the other one is where Jesus realizes he has a problem with being too nice and that he shouldn't have to "die for their sins", so he and his dad go peace out, leaving humanity to wallow in its own mess.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

The alternate ending is where Christ steps down from the cross, takes the sword from a soldier and kills all those who wronged Him, cleansing their sins with their blood.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Early access to Resi 6

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

It’s okay, if any religious folks were angry you could just remind them that they should forgive you. Checkmate, religionists.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

a warrior on earth becomes a hero on mars

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

That one looks like it's part of the cover and caught me off guard

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

2 Alternate endings 🤣

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Passion of the Assion of the Chris

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

LOADED with ADULT CONTENT

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Jesus died for our bloopers.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

If you die on the cross you die in real life

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

and Knuckles

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd love to relive the laughs!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Stop it Pontius, your nails are tickling me!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Hey guys, remember, no spoilers

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I keep laughing at bloopers. This is top tier!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Beware of spoilers online.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I cackled. Thanks for this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Early Access to Resi 6

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You magnificent bastard!

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