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[-] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago

Can someone convert the measurement to bratwurst for the Europeans?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Are we talking Ball Park or Costco sized?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Asking the real questions.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

99 bratwurst

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

A absurd grump for an absurd headline: What toasts my buns about this article is that it uses hot dogs as a unit of “size” when it really means length. The asteroid is actually the size of millions of hotdogs, because asteroids and hotdogs are both three-dimensional.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I actually first assumed that they meant three dimensional volume when I read "size" and wondered how we saw such a tiny comet. Quite confusing (read: bad) choice of title...

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

How much is that in beans?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

25 cans by volume, or 87 cans if its linear

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

Obligatory "Americans will use everything but the metric system" joke aside, I wonder how astronomers can even discover an asteroid this small.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

The "size" of 100 hot dogs is misleading. It is not a pile of 100 hot dogs to demonstrate the volume of the asteroid, but a line of 100 hot dogs to demonstrate the diameter, which is 16 meters. So in volume, this is a lot more than 100 hot dogs!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

You know, I think that's a good thing, I don't think I'd be excited for an enormous asteroid headed towards Earth.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

And here I was thinking that it was 100 hotdogs lined up end-to-end. What a deceptive headline!

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

Anything but Metric

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Who the hell measures anything in hotdogs? I've lived in America my whole life, and I've never heard anything but the Nathan's Hotdog Eating record measured in hotdogs.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

I don't know what 100 hot dogs looks like, and I hope I never find out

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

That’s coward’s talk!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

This is a wild article. Someone please tell me it was written by AI. 😶

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

it was not; using increasingly absurdist units of measurement for this beat is the author's bit and he (correctly, imo) finds it funny

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

“Asteroid the size of 6 Darth Vaders to pass Earth on Star Wars Day” lmao

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I love that this headline is followed by the "moderator" and "admin" tags by OP so that it looks even more official. Like yes, this is a normal unit of measurement, so says the admin lol

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Is this going to be the Beehaw version of "banana for scale"?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

This was a thing on Reddit as well.

I think it came from the headlines in a few articles that would say things like an asteroid the size of a car… and an asteroid the size of an elephant and two giraffes.

I think after a while it became an accepted meme to just report the size of the asteroid by comparing it to something random instead of just posting the metric size.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Quick somebody call Joey Chestnut! Only he can save us!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

This asteroid is just some kind of elaborate marketing stunt for Armageddon 2, starring Joey Chestnut.

Joey Chestnut: "Wait, wouldn't it make more sense just to train experienced astronauts how to eat competitively instead of the other way around?"

Michael Bay: "Shut the fuck up!"

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

What size hotdog we talking about here? NASA: Hotdog the size of 50 beans

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

It's a bird. It's a plane. No it's weiner sizzle

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