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[–] 110 points 1 year ago

It's a better reason than the truth so I'll take it.

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  • [–] 101 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    One of nature's most venerable predators, the horse

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  • [–] 144 points 1 year ago (7 children)
  • [–] 35 points 1 year ago* (6 children)

    After seeing this comment, my autistic discomfort with direct eye-contact now feels justified.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Not to ruin your day, but avoiding eye contact doesn't make predators not want to eat you. Also, humans are evolved with forward facing eyes, so we look at stuff to see them. I don't think this fact has anything to do with people who are uncomfortable with eye contact.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    Huh? I'm referring to the idea that being face-to-face (ie, making straight eye contact) with a predator would naturally make someone tense. Thus, it could make sense for eye contact to cause discomfort. Who said anything about predators not wanting to eat someone?

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    "Being stared at by a predator makes me uncomfortable."

    "But it's your own species. You're a predator."

    "That also makes me uncomfortable."

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Most predators take direct eye contact as an act of aggression. When dogs are submissive, they lower their heads, or expose their neck or belly. Prey don't like eye contact with predators because predators tend to look at what they are going to attack. Some cultures take direct eye contact as a sign of disrespect, others take avoiding eye contact as a sign of guilt or ill intent. As always, people are weird.

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  • [–] 39 points 1 year ago* (23 children)

    Weird. Are there men with large areolas? Also why does nipple radius vary between the sexes. Is there an advantage for woman or is it just randomly different.

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  • [–] 48 points 1 year ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (6 children)

    estrogen causes breast development, when the breasts develop and grow, it usually grows the areolas as part of the process.

    Most men never get high enough estrogen levels to drive breast development, so they live their entire lives with tiny undeveloped prepubescent breasts, with small areolas.

    There are variations between people, but the difference in development during puberty is much greater.

    Also some men get higher levels of estrogen temporarily during puberty, or other times due to an endocrine disorder, which causes the start of breast development which can cause larger areolas than they would otherwise have.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    they live their entire lives with tiny undeveloped prepubescent breasts

    I want to point this out to a cis man and see what happens

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Meh, as a cis man, I don't care about my undeveloped prepubescent breasts. I don't think men are particularly concerned about them because we have no use for them. It's just another weird guy thing I suppose.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I am a cis man too, and I agree. I just thought that particular way of phrasing might confuse some particularly fragile man egos.

    "My breasts are not underdeveloped. I have some of the best man tits out of all my friends. I am a BIG STRONG MANLY man, I am NOT tiny OR underdeveloped."

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    Mr. buffing_lecturer, your ideas for confusing some particularly fragile man egos are so innovative and you definitely do not have tiny underdeveloped prepubescent breasts. Please accept this gold on behalf of a kind stranger.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    Probably breast feeding or something? I'm not gonna die and have my wife find that in my search history. And for the public record her areolas are just fine.

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    for the public record her areolas are just fine.

    That's a relief! We were all getting worried for a second there!

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Can we really just trust some anonymous single-source online? For the sake of integrity in journalism we might need to do better.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago* (5 children)

    Fine I'll show you

    O

    Edit - here's the other one

    O

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    woah aren't they supposed to look more like

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    and

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    ?

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I was just showing the areolas.

    Here's the nipples of you must see

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    ooh nice so she has nipples. good to know

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    [–] 39 points 1 year ago

    Wait, women wear tops so they don't scare horses?

    Great news, Ladies! There's no horses around anymore! You can set those boobies FREE!

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago

    Well, it wasn't in r/NoStupidAnswers, I suppose.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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    [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    The nipples spook the horses and the horses spook the bears who have arrived to attack women because of their menstrual cycle.

    It's one of natures wonderful circles.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Now I've become really curious in which English-speaking countries going topless is illegal.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Because republicans exist

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago*

    Not that surprising. I heard a pastor once say science cannot explain rainbows, and that same pastor also once said volcanoes are scientific proof that Hell is real because it proves hellfire coming out of the center of the earth (a lot of evangelical Christians believe Hell is actually physically located in the center of the earth). He also would routinely argue that the Bible says God will kill people who don't give money to the church. Pastors can be genuinely unhinged.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Honestly I’m amazed it’s legal for women to travel on freeways, at those speeds the chances of their uterus flying out is just so dangerous.

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  • Interestingly enough, it may be women themselves due to societal expectations.

    It is legal in Canada. One day me, my partner and a friend (very feminist friend) were at the park in a nice spring sunny day. I removed my T-shirt and laid on the grass. She said something like "I think is should to". I said " go ahead, why don't you?" and she said something about feeling uncomfortable because no one else was doing it.

    (It wasn't shyness with us. I had already seen her naked)

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Totally legal in Canada (at least most of it I think). No one ever does it though. Or at least rarely.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    The pastor isn't all wrong. Some people, such as me, found breasts terrifying

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    [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Funniest thing I've read this morning. The horses were really unexpected.

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    [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    I miss Kenm.

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