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One of nature's most venerable predators, the horse
Weird. Are there men with large areolas? Also why does nipple radius vary between the sexes. Is there an advantage for woman or is it just randomly different.
estrogen causes breast development, when the breasts develop and grow, it usually grows the areolas as part of the process.
Most men never get high enough estrogen levels to drive breast development, so they live their entire lives with tiny undeveloped prepubescent breasts, with small areolas.
There are variations between people, but the difference in development during puberty is much greater.
Also some men get higher levels of estrogen temporarily during puberty, or other times due to an endocrine disorder, which causes the start of breast development which can cause larger areolas than they would otherwise have.
they live their entire lives with tiny undeveloped prepubescent breasts
I want to point this out to a cis man and see what happens
Meh, as a cis man, I don't care about my undeveloped prepubescent breasts. I don't think men are particularly concerned about them because we have no use for them. It's just another weird guy thing I suppose.
I am a cis man too, and I agree. I just thought that particular way of phrasing might confuse some particularly fragile man egos.
"My breasts are not underdeveloped. I have some of the best man tits out of all my friends. I am a BIG STRONG MANLY man, I am NOT tiny OR underdeveloped."
That's every man and some women. Why you shaming us?
Probably breast feeding or something? I'm not gonna die and have my wife find that in my search history. And for the public record her areolas are just fine.
for the public record her areolas are just fine.
That's a relief! We were all getting worried for a second there!
Can we really just trust some anonymous single-source online? For the sake of integrity in journalism we might need to do better.
Fine I'll show you
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Edit - here's the other one
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woah aren't they supposed to look more like
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I was just showing the areolas.
Here's the nipples of you must see
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ooh nice so she has nipples. good to know
I've seen photos of men with large areolas. It's disturbing.
They have special glands the produce a smell (I think?) that help guide the baby. So yeah, breast feeding.
Wait, women wear tops so they don't scare horses?
Great news, Ladies! There's no horses around anymore! You can set those boobies FREE!
A NotKenM worthy post.
To this, I say nay!

The nipples spook the horses and the horses spook the bears who have arrived to attack women because of their menstrual cycle.
It's one of natures wonderful circles.
Now I've become really curious in which English-speaking countries going topless is illegal.
Not that surprising. I heard a pastor once say science cannot explain rainbows, and that same pastor also once said volcanoes are scientific proof that Hell is real because it proves hellfire coming out of the center of the earth (a lot of evangelical Christians believe Hell is actually physically located in the center of the earth). He also would routinely argue that the Bible says God will kill people who don't give money to the church. Pastors can be genuinely unhinged.
Honestly I’m amazed it’s legal for women to travel on freeways, at those speeds the chances of their uterus flying out is just so dangerous.
Interestingly enough, it may be women themselves due to societal expectations.
It is legal in Canada. One day me, my partner and a friend (very feminist friend) were at the park in a nice spring sunny day. I removed my T-shirt and laid on the grass. She said something like "I think is should to". I said " go ahead, why don't you?" and she said something about feeling uncomfortable because no one else was doing it.
(It wasn't shyness with us. I had already seen her naked)
Totally legal in Canada (at least most of it I think). No one ever does it though. Or at least rarely.
The pastor isn't all wrong. Some people, such as me, found breasts terrifying
Funniest thing I've read this morning. The horses were really unexpected.

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