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[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 61 points 6 months ago

Common mistake. In D&D Hempen is a type of metal, not a plant.

(I made this up, and is exactly the kind of shit I'd off-the-cuff at my players when stuff like this came up ).

[-] Jocarnail@lemmy.world 49 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Looking at the strength of climbing gear this source indicates a modern climbing rope holds around 5500lbf.

From The Engineering Toolbox , manila hemp rope that can hold around that weight should be between 3/4 in and 13/16 in, or for the other europeans between 18 and 20mm.

This corresponds to a weight between 0.159 and 0.186 lbm/ft. For 50ft that is between 8lb and 9.3lb.

I say that 10lb is close enough.

[-] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 6 months ago

Adventurer peers over the edge of the cliff, rope in hand, anchor tied. As he turns to descend, an OSHA inspector springs from the nearby brush:

"Good morning traveler, I trust that rope you are about to use for life safety has a 20:1 safety factor."

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

I don't play or understand the rules but can't you just get a ball of twine enchanted to be strong as spider silk?

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[-] bhamlin@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Begone, Inspector; you have no power here! For I am an independent contractor!

[-] wieson@feddit.org 7 points 6 months ago

Europeans, Asians, Africans, Australooceanians, South Americans and many North Americans

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Especially if it has become wet. Hemp rope is a bugger in rain.

[-] Jeeve65@ttrpg.network 48 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

In the 2024 rules, rope:

  • weighs just 5lb.,
  • weirdly does not specify a length (so you always have enough??),
  • and is a bit harder to burst (dc20 vs dc17), but you can now use Athletics instead of pure strength

oh, and the fancy Silk rope is no longer in stock.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

Glad I'm not the only one who finds it odd that no length of rope is specified any more. Chains are the same way, you either have it or you don't apparently.

[-] Jeeve65@ttrpg.network 8 points 6 months ago

Had not looked at Chain yet. It requires the same dc20 check to break as you would need to break rope. wtf?

[-] sukhmel@programming.dev 4 points 6 months ago
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[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 6 months ago

So I'm forced to use normal rope like some peasant?!??

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 months ago

Man, the 2024 rules seem stupid. It's streamlined to the point of absurdity. Rope doesn't have length? What?

I don't know why people play D&D anymore. There are so many better systems now that aren't owned by the friends of the Pinkertons, WOTC. Pathfinder 2e seems like it'd be easy for most players to move to easily. Everything is better defined, so you don't have to memorize a ton of exceptions like 5e.

[-] Opisek@lemmy.world 35 points 6 months ago

Wait, you guys keep track of your carry weight?

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

No. It's too fiddly. If I wanted to play with spreadsheets I'd go back to work.

[-] Naz@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

There's apps that keep track of inventory weight automatically

[-] Zoot@reddthat.com 8 points 6 months ago

Yeah but that means asking the dm "Yo what's that weigh tho?" Every time you get a trinket, world ending spider, Frying pan, and ballista bolt :/. So you try an guess an the next thing you know you just kinda forget that inventory weight exists... Until the DM reminds you again

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

We also don't keep track of bolts or arrows. That one is a bit more controversial, but it's overhead that slows down the story.

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[-] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 months ago

Until theres bags of holding, yes and then if something is significantly heavy still yes.

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 months ago

I suddenly care as soon as a player character falls off the boat. 😈

[-] roofuskit@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Some people would rather play Campaign for North Africa than a roleplaying game.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

It feels like playing Stalker.

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[-] naught101@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

It's how much weight it can hold, not how much it weighs..

Edit: oh, maybe I'm missing the DnD joke

[-] Rambomst@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago
[-] PDFuego@lemmy.world 46 points 6 months ago

The item in-game weighs 10lb, IRL less than 1. They're stealing our inventory space.

[-] Bluerat@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Yeah, sure, 800lbs is how many adventurers with gear climbing at once? An average sized dragon born carrying its capacity in equipment is 478 lbs per the tables in the 2024 phb. So, better hope you aren't in a hurry and need two people on the rope at once.

Oh and hope you don't need to pull your draft horse up a with it, as a small horse weighs 900lbs on its own.

You need heavy climbing rope, and that's gonna have a lift load of several thousand pounds. 10lbs for 50ft is about right. Here's a modern material rope that can carry 10,000 lbs. It weighs 10lb per 100ft. https://www.bluewaterropes.com/product/12-spec-static/

Hemp is gonna way significantly more than polyester with the same tensile strength.

[-] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 6 months ago
[-] Aielman15@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

Jokes on y'all, I've already bought a Bag of Holding.

... FUCK, that was their plan all along!

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[-] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 6 months ago

It's heavy duty rope, maybe?

[-] just2look@lemmy.zip 10 points 6 months ago

Makes me want to weigh the tow rope I used to use for off road recoveries. I don't think it was 10 lbs, and I can't imagine needing heavier duty rope for much of anything in DND.

[-] tmyakal@infosec.pub 7 points 6 months ago
[-] naught101@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Dragon BDSM

[-] just2look@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 months ago

Maybe ancient dragons? It was like a 15,000lb test rope.

[-] AEsheron@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

That rope is probably not made of hemp. One of the top comments does out the math for hemp rope thick enough to be rated similar to modern climbing gear, and it came to around 9 lbs.

[-] just2look@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 months ago

Oh it definitely isn't. Its a very modern purpose built rope that has no business being in DND. Its just the heaviest rope that I would have easy access to.

[-] Skyrmir@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

That's dry hemp rope, it won't have that strength if it ever gets wet.

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