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Ngl 5' 7 does look the least corrupt and fascist of them all.
That's the man actually fighting a war. Hate that he had to wear a suit of any sort. Made me sick seeing him called out on his uniform in the Oval Office.
Wish he could've had said, "Join me on the front lines! I have been there! And you called out of work for what again? Bones spurs? Three times? Come with me to Bakhmut brother! Show your bravery to the non-believers!"
I know he's in no position to do so, but can you fucking imagine?!
But it's one hell of a bad ass suit, like I legit want that
Has trump ever met a tailor? His clothes always fits like shit
Trump has great tailors and I'm not joking! His body is 250+ pounds of toothpaste stuffed into a worn out sack of meat skin. He can't even stand up straight!
For example; His ridiculous tie length is to cover his fat stomach, sitting or standing. And it works! And he has to manage all that wearing heels. I've worn women's heels, tough work. Most impressive.
I'm like a cross between Zelensky and "Tall", don't even have to think about what I wear, looks natural if it fits. And that includes woman's clothes!
And at the end of the day, I don't have to hide my sorry cankles or tiny-yet-fat hands. I may be an alcoholic, but I haven't wrecked my body and heart that bad (so far)!
Can you imagine Trump with off-the-rack clothes, or, heaven forfend, naked?!
(Anyone want a pic of me nearly naked? 😅 Don't have any ATM. :) CONTENT WARNING: I'm gonna look like Iggy Pop by 70, if I make it that far.)
If you look at pics of him from this year in the golf outfits, he does look a bit slimmer, though I suspect that is from his doctors shooting him full of ozempic and whatever else they can to keep him alive.
I always heard he eats McDonald’s but I’ve never heard more, like if he’s a binge eater or snacks a lot, I wonder what makes him fat
Clinton caught beef for eating the occasional Big Mac, and here we are. The mind boggles.
Literally playing the devil's advocate here but, he is like 80 years old. We should all be lucky if we can walk upright by 80. 😅
(Huge disclaimer: I hate Trump)
Have you tried wearing a suit while with a diaper....
Honestly, with a good enough tailor it probably wouldn't be that hard.
It's hard to make a turd look like anything other than the piece of shit it is.
Zelensky should have copied Trumps suit but with an even longer tie.
Merz ist 1,96m
Ich wusste gar nicht, dass man Scheiße so hoch stapeln kann
This ain't ich_iel bruv
I mean you can basically undestand it if you know english and sprinkle in some europeanness
Or have seen fullmetal jacket
So he is not taller than Felipe VI? I saw reports that he is 1.98m. Damn, we need to get them to the same summit so they can stand next to each other. So far I didn't find any photos of them together.
Fuck, he's even taller than Felipe VI. Felipe is 1.97m. Merz is 1.98m.
Felipe is taller than Orban, Scholz and Macron standing on a step.
But as always hungary is number one... in how obese our president is...
Fritz. Fritz, no. Fritz, this is not a smiley occasion. Fritz.
Trudeau would have forced his way in. Smh Carney.
@NichEherVielleicht yes, let's make him a badketball player and get a real chancellor
@NichEherVielleicht @bmacDonald94
Why did you cut/embezzle Ms. Uschi (left of that "Labour" guy)?
Ursula von der Leyen 5'3", President of the European Commission, love her coral jacket
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