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[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 8 points 8 months ago

Exercise. Carefully chosen medical conditions lovingly formed this dream boat over decades, imagine ruining it by building muscle.

[-] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago

as I always say 'Im in shape, round is a shape.'

[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 4 points 8 months ago

Beekeeping, fencing, or any other hobby that includes a full-body outfit.

[-] SparkleBooty@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

My shirt

[-] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago

This song.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I'm to sexy for erectile dysfunction.

[-] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 8 months ago

Any form of touch or intimacy, unless on her "fun day".

[-] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago

White Y-Fronts

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