cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/43965177

An ex-DOGE staffer known as “Big Balls” could end up receiving the highest civilian honor in the United States, placing him in the company of luminaries such as Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King Jr. and Mother Teresa.

Somehow the dumbest timeline just upped the ante

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[–] 176 points 1 year ago (15 children)

This timeline is so fucking stupid I have difficulty believing it sometimes

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  • [–] 63 points 1 year ago* (12 children)

    If we do live in a simulation, can I be taken out by a corrupt memory allocation, please?

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    Earth.exe is causing excessive crashes, please save your work and restart.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    I'd like to load a backup save please

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Best we can do is unplug it.
    Then plug it back in again.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Fascists were killed to fucking death 80 years ago. And I'll remind us all, the men who fought were around 20 then. The youngest would be 100 now.

    The Smoot-Hawley Act was 95 years ago, exacerbated the Great Depression. Not to mention the stock market greed and lack of government controls that started it. Today no one remembers what that kind of poverty was like in America.

    Everyone who remembers is dead. This is simply history, we do this again and again. Our turn!

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  • [–] 83 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    What a ridiculous country you have going on over there

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  • [–] 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Thanks, we all love it and want this to be happening.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Well if you don't drop everything and singlehandedly bring it all to a screeching halt i won't respect you and even if you try I'll find other reasons to criticize you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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  • [–] 47 points 1 year ago

    Release the Trump/Epstein files

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  • [–] 46 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    placing him in the company of luminaries such as Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King Jr. and Mother Teresa

    One of these persons is not like the others...

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    George Tenet got one for roping us into an illegal war in Iraq.

    The PMoF is meaningless.

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    It has been for 20 years. At least.

    This is not unprecedented.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Why stop there? Shell out a purple heart! Hell, make it two! Make him look like one of these old officers from dictatorships!

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago

    Calling it now; 3 middle-schoolers are gonna beat the shit out of him and steal the medal, and that's how the bill of rights will be repealed.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    Imagine being the person who has to inscribe a medal of freedom to “big balls”

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    holy shit nobody cares. stop being caught off guard by low effort outrage sideshows. next one drops in 12 hours or so, can we grow up enough to handle it?

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  • [+] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
    [–] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Balls not so big if a gun is pointed in his stupid face.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Yeah. We're armed to the fucking teeth and no one is challenging these fascists.

    MAGA neighbor came stomping down the street after I called him a fascist and his wife a fat fucking Nazi. Bring it.

    I calmly walked inside for my Colt .45, left the door and curtains open, awaited his arrival. He had the sense to turn the fuck around or his wife would be a widow and his daughter lacking a father. Stand your ground state!

    These people never get fucking challenged. Never. They're in their echo chamber thinking everyone is on the same page. Fuck with them. Put violence on the table, make it personal.

    I'm a middle-aged white guy, easy for me to say, I know. And that privilege is exactly why I push back. I can fight the fight for those less privileged. And yes, I've made my peace with dying if it comes to that. That is not a new thought to me.

    Ban in 3, 2, 1...

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Can I kick his ass too so he can get a second medal?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Anything Epstein's best buddy hands out will be noted as a total farce and those receiving them should be ridiculed relentlessly. Cue South Park.

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  • Of course. These people would give literal Hitler the presidential medal of freedom if he were around to give it to. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if they award him something posthumously

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    if someone were to shoot him will they give him a posthumous promotion? that would be cool

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    While I typically frown on violence, it'd be a just world if after receiving said medal, BB got his ass beat on a weekly basis.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    placing him in the company of luminaries such as Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King Jr. and Mother Teresa.

    The medal's reputation has already been tarnished, then, might as well add him.

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