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White House Wants Big Balls to Get Same Medal as Rosa Parks (www.thedailybeast.com)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/43965177

An ex-DOGE staffer known as “Big Balls” could end up receiving the highest civilian honor in the United States, placing him in the company of luminaries such as Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King Jr. and Mother Teresa.

Somehow the dumbest timeline just upped the ante

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[–] 63 points 1 year ago* (12 children)

If we do live in a simulation, can I be taken out by a corrupt memory allocation, please?

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    Earth.exe is causing excessive crashes, please save your work and restart.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    I'd like to load a backup save please

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Best we can do is unplug it.
    Then plug it back in again.

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