ABS Innovations newest hire quit today citing the immense psychological strain from the pressure of having to deliver a sufficiently “fun” fact about herself in her first week.

Mica Rivera was initially excited about landing her new job as an Accounts Manager. However, it soon became clear that her manager was expecting her to deliver a fun fact at her first team meeting as a way of breaking the ice and helping the rest of the team get to know her. The days leading up to the team meeting were met with sleepless nights and frantic text chains. [...]