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Bachelorette Party Bankrupts 4 Of Bride’s Fave Girlies (theonion.com)
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At press time, the destitute bridesmaids had reportedly made appointments to sell their plasma in order to afford the $600 floor-length sage green gowns required for Atkinson’s wedding ceremony.

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Should've taken out a mortgage to cover the costs: https://www.betootaadvocate.com/breaking-news/woman-entering-wedding-season-takes-out-a-mortgage-to-cover-wave-of-looming-hens-parties/

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