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ICE agent gets wounded veteran license plates after his feelings are hurt (thehardtimes.net)
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Local ICE agent Tony Stockton added wounded veteran plates to his Ford F150 after getting his feelings hurt in what he referred to as “the Battle of San Bernadino,” confirmed sources who were pointing and laughing.

“We were just following orders and trying to catch a couple of farm worker ladies. They were leaving an alfalfa field to allegedly pick up their toddlers and we were told they might be undocumented,” said Stockton. “The women went into a building decorated with primary colors and we followed. We were planning to send them to an internment camp, but then a pre-school teacher referred to us as the modern day gestapo and gave us a double middle finger. It’s almost like the general public despises us. I tried calling the VA to talk to them about my PTSD and they hung up. My wife said I should go to therapy, but I don’t believe in it.” [...]

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Jesus, I know this sort of comment is stale, but I ate the headline for a second.

There was a cop in Tulsa who straight executed a black man upon pulling him over, wounded the passenger.

"Any guns or drugs in the car?"

"Yes ma'am. I have a pistol and my conceal-carry license right here."

She jumped back and emptied her service weapon into the passenger compartment. I won't look for the video let alone post it, but it's out there. She got off Scot free.

Guess what she's doing now? Traveling around as a consultant, consulting cops on the PTSD she suffered from that interaction.

EDIT: I may be getting my "Tulsa cops shoot black man" stories mixed up. Take my post with a fat grain of salt. In any case, the shooting changed the police department in a very positive way. Didn't believe it when my best friend back home told me the pigs were very different after that. My experiences going back confirm that take.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Thank you for that bit of information. It is good to know who she is. Her whereabouts may become more prolific which would be great for many to be aware of. More information would be helpful, valuable & very much appreciated. Former Cuntstable may need some re direction.

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